NEW SENPAI IS HERE AND STAYING!

Me: GUYS, GUESS WHO IT IS!

Sportacus: Geezs, who could it be Vanessa?

Me: *Tamaki's voice* BADADADADA! IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING TAM-TAMAKI! OURAN!!!

Inenna: KYOYA!!! *Laughs*

Kyoya: You guessed right, my dear.

Me, Inenna and Nesa: *Screams because he's the cool type* SENPAI!!

The others but Kyoya: *Crying in the corner* Don't tell us your going to replace us.

Me: We could NEVER replace you guys! YOUR ALL OUR GUESTS AND OUR LOVELY PEOPLE!

Nesa: Don't act like we have forgotten you guys. *Holding Jeff and getting close to his face*

Jeff: *Blushing madly* F-fucking bitch...

Nesa: But you like me. *Smirks*

Me: Kyoya here isn't just here just as our guest OR our lovely person, but he to deal with our money problem.

Koro-Sensei OR Koro-Senpai: AH! THAT'S RIGHT! WE STILL NEED MORE MONEY FOR SNACKS!

Me and Sebastian: We don't need more snacks, we need more clothes, bedding, cleaning supplies, food and pay our bills.

Chucky: Can't we just steel money?

Nesa and Inenna: Tried, didn't work.

Kyoya: *Writing things down*

Slappy: THEN HOW ABOUT WE OPEN UP A HOST CLUB?!

Me: *Laughs a bit* Your joking, right?

Ronnie: Doesn't sound like a bad ideal, we could have cake and sweets!

Sportacus and Fazfuck: No.

Nesa: Ah, that reminds me, Vanessa, what senpai number is he?

Vanessa: U-uh... he's the TRUE senpai number one...

Inenna: You said Gabriel was senpai number one!

Vanessa: No... he isn't... he's senpai number... 1,000.

Everyone but me and Kyoya: WHAT THE HELL?!!

Me: Sorry, I have a lot of people I like in anime, youtube, movies, myths, and games. *Smiles like a sinner I am*

Grell and William: Will you shut up?! *Just woke up*

Nesa: Look at the lovebirds who JUST got up at...

Inenna: 1234 hours! *Turns into a neko soldier* ALRIGHT MAGGOT, YOUR GETTING THE FOOD FOR TONIGHT!

Grell: Aw, but, can't Bassy come with us?

Sebastian: Fuck no. *Gives Kyoya some tea*

Kyoya: *Takes the tea and sips it*

William and everyone else but me, Kyoya, Nesa, Inenna and Sebastian: *Argue with each other*

Garrus: SHUT IT, WILL YOU?!! *Pissed off turian*

Me: Aw, my son has come to help. *Patting Garrus' head*

Garrus: Daddy, knock it off.

Nesa: *Looks at Kyoya* You can be mommy.

Levi: I thought I was mommy, brat.

Nesa: Nope, you are. *Going in notes of everyone* You are 'I don't give two shits' uncle.

Levi: ... Seems fair.

Koro-Senpai: *Trying to take Nesa's notepad*

Nesa: *Chops off Koro's arm* Don't even THINK ABOUT IT, octopus.

Koro-Senpai: So mean. *Pulls arm back*

Mark and Jack: Oh good grief.

Jonathan: And I thought I was crazy to the bone.

Tyler: And I thought I was the fucking uncle who doesn't give two shits.

Nesa: Nope, your the uncle who cusses to much and has rubbed off to his darling sisters who has rubbed off to some of her children.

Inenna: I'm just the aunt who plays the role of the stand by and the 'I told you so' aunt when something dumb happens.

Lui and David: This is going to be a long fucking day.

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