Firestar:  WAFFLES *Shoves waffles in BrambleClaws face*

Brambleclaw: Arent you....

Firestar: DEAD?! Yes, yes I am. But You Need WAFFLES

Squirrelflight: WTF dad, why are you choking Brambleclaw with... Waffles?!?!!?!?!?

Firestar: BECAUSEHENEEDSTODIE!!!!!!!

Squirrelflight: What the hell dad, go back to Starclan!

Brambleclaw: * Chokes, face and fur turn blue*

Squirrelflight: DAD, GET OFF MY HUSBAND!!!!!!! *kicks firestar to starclan, and takes Brambleclaw to Jayfeather, and they have kits of their own, the end.*

YAY