America: HEY ENGLAND!!!!!

England: What do you want?

America: Big Ben. *holds in laugh*

England: You wanker.

France: Angleterre!

England: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU BLOODY FROG?!

France: No, it's what you want mon cheri. *cough* Eifle Tower* cough*

England: *figures out what he means and throws a scone at*

France: *pretends to die*