Random thing:

Egil: I'm home alone and I found my bro's condomsss

Thurston: .....

Thurston: I have a feeling you were going to send that to someone else

Egil: fUCK

Thurston: iM TELLING LOKKI

Egil: NO ISTG

Thurston: CAN'T UNDO IT NOW

Thurston: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TELLING BERNARD MY KINKS

Egil: THURSTON WHY

Egil: I WAS DRUNK

Egil: hE's SPAmMiNg mY PHonE 

Thurston: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Egil: YOU ASS

-Meanwhile-

Lokki: eXPLAIN YOUNG MAN

Lokki: DONT YOU FUCKING LEAVE ME ON READ

Lokki: YOU FUCKING

Lokki: THATS IT

Lokki: SUM BITCH GON DIE TONITE

-Meanmeanwhile-

Egil: Markell help

Markell: Absolutely not.

Markell: This is your own fault.

Egil: mARKELL PLEASE

Egil: HELP YOUR SON

Markell: You're not even my son.

Egil: I DON'T CARE

Egil: H E L P ME YOU ASS

Markell: Why?

Egil: BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO BURN MY ÁST ALIVE

Markell: Fine. But you fucking owe me for this.

I feel like I should make a crack book instead of putting it here--