Hetalia as things my friends/I have said

Warning: There will be joking about serious things, so be warned.

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Egil: Bernard Oxenstierna

Thurston: I SWEAR

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Japan: *sends yaoi to a group chat*

Germany: *sends other things*

Romano: *comes in* Oh god I scrolled up and saw anime porn

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Lokki: STOP SENDING DEPRESSING SHIT TO THE GROUP CHAT

Markell: NO

Lokki: YES

Markell: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

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China: Istg who just kicked my ass

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Russia: Did you just touch my ass

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Bernard: I JUST GOT R APED OVER A PEN

(I told you there was going to be joking about serious things)

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Thurston: IF YOU'RE GOING TO R APE SOMEONE R APE LOKKI

Lokki: WHY THE FUCK

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Thurston: Shit it's Bernard's gay day.

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Egil: Hey Thurston

Thurston: Yeah

Egil: Look up granny norma on google 

Thurston: uh ok

Markell: NO DON'T DO IT

[3 minutes pass]

Thurston: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE PARENTS DONT FUCKING LOVE YOU

Egil: XD

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Thurston: It's thot Thursday right

Bernard: Ya

Thurston: K

Thurston: where's Markell

Thurston: it's his day

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America: *is flopped on the ground*

Allen: *flops next to him*

[awkward silence]

Allen: *quietly* p**sy

America: *starts laughing* I knew you were gonna say something like that

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Markell: Fucking Thurston

Denmark: Did he suck your dick

Markell: o m -

Denmark: Did he see your p**sy-

Markell: just why

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Prussia: Romano said the n word in the bathroom yesterday 

Italy: Wait really-

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And to finish this off, a direct quote from Admin

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(Sorry to any other Catholics or something out there)

Bernard: I like my science better than I like my Jesus

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If i offended anyone by this I'm so sorry-