1p x 2p Nordic ships like:

Norways - "I will burn you"

"I dare you."

"..."

"Dammit no I won't."

Denmarks: "Why do you want me to play with you?"

"Because it's fun!"

"..We're one of the oldest kingdoms in the world, we shouldn't be playing with legos and magnets."

Finlands: "mERRY CHRISTMA-"

"ITS OCTOBER."

Swedens: *walks out of a wardrobe in IKEA* "Well that was a great trip to Narnia wasn't it?"

Icelands: "I can't skate."

"Then hold my hand."

"But I thought you didn't like PDA."

"Well I don't like you falling on me either."