Uncool Mom! Norway (From @aph-vegetable on Tumblr) -

•Norway leaving a note in Iceland's lunch. (I love you! ~Big Brother) and Iceland is sO EMBARRASSED AND FLUSTERED ABOUT THIS.

• Norway licking his finger and wiping something off of Iceland's face. 
"Lukas, that's gross." 
"No it isn't. We have the same DNA." 
"That doesn't make it better!"

• Norway insisting on fixing Iceland's collar for him, even though it looks /fine./

• "Give me a kiss before you go."

• Norway's seemingly endless embarrassing photo albums.

• "Did you go to the bathroom before we leave?"

• "I told you to wear a jacket."

• "If all of your friends jumped off a bridge..."

• All of Iceland's friends are bad influences. Go play with Sealand.

• Norway giving Iceland "The talk." He uses all of these different analogies like "The birds and the bees" and flowers and it's just awkward for everyone.

• Norway sharing minion memes/wine memes on Facebook.

• He bought himself a #1 big brother coffee cup and he uses it every day.

• "Look Emil, I learned how to dab."

• He calls memes "me-mes." 

Okay to those who saw this in my ask or dare book feel free to just not read this but basically I'm writing a fanfic and can't decide what ship to use so I made a poll: https://goo.gl/j6e6SI

I have two rules and two notes:

- Please only put 1p x 2p ships, it ruins the plot a little if you don't. It doesn't have to be a selfcest though, hence the other option, it could totally be like 1p Ice x 2p Den or something idgaf

- Please only use Nordics, I feel most comfortable writing about them

- This doesn't determine the only ship in the book, I'll gladly put a few side ships that will possibly get their own poll

Okei gracias luv u guys ^^'