I know, I know, some of you are probably tired of me just doing incorrect quotes, I swear I'm working on oneshots at the moment, but I'm currently very focused on my other book Differentiate Our Ways, So I apologize-

Also, If you didn't know already, these incorrect quotes are multiships, so for example one quotes may be Scarian, and another quote may be Scardubs or something else, and some may be romantic and others may be platonic, It varies.
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Tango: I guess you could say I fell for you

Impulse: You literally fell down a flight of stairs.

Impulse: How are you alive.

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Grian: do not go into the kitchen, at the moment it is filled with gas that may contain carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and other chemicals.

Iskall: gotcha- wait where did you get the gas?

Grian: from the stove fire.

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Biffa: If you were to kill everyone on earth, you won't go to jail.

Wels: But that's wrong-

Jevin: Yeah, you would have to go to jail to kill the people in there!

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Wels: I hate you.

Hels: *Eating a kitkat the wrong way* well sucks to suck, I hate me more.

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X: *Calling Biffa* I did something real bad-

Biffa: No worries, put the corpse on ice, and find a place to dig, I have the shovel, I'm coming to help.

X:

X: wait what did you think I do-?

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Impulse: I'm not talking.

Scar: *Pulls out a knife and hands it over to Tango* we've got ways to make people talk.

Tango: *Cuts a slice of cake*

Impulse: Can I have some-?

Tango: Cake is for talkers.

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Grian: we're no strangers to love

Etho: You know the rules

Grian: And so do I!

Zedaph: A full commitments' what I'm thinking of

XB: You wouldn't get this from-

The entire group: Any-other-guy!

Tango: I- just wanna tell how I'm feelin'

Iskall: Wanna make you-

Ren: Understand!

Grian: Never gonna give you up!

Zedaph: Never gonna let you down!

Tango: Never gonna run around and-

Etho: -Desert you!

XB: Never gonna make you cry!

Ren: Never gonna say goodbye!

Grian: Never gonna tell a lie

The entire group: AND HURT YOU-

*Meanwhile*

Doc: What the hell are they doing?

Scar: Why are they singing "Never gonna give you up"!?

X: they found out about the voice announcement feature on the communicator

X: and they're abusing the heck out of it.

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Doc: Why do British people pronounce British as "Bri-ish"?

X: Because-

Grian: Because we drank the "T".

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X: EX, I will politely ask you to be respectful-

EX: and I will politely decline.

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Stress: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy.

Iskall: No.

Stress: This is a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance gives me immense amounts of rage.

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Grian: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what do I do?

Doc: Punch him in the stomach, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Bdubs: Tackle him.

Biffa: Dump him.

False: Kick him in the crotch.

Mumbo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! YOU CAN JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN PLEASE-

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Scar: guys what's a thot?

Bdubs: It's a-

Doc: It means a thoughtful person.

Bdubs: Doc no-

Scar: Oh, thanks!

*Later*

Grian: here's your stuff, Scar. Please for goodness sake stop dying.

Scar: Thanks, Gri! You're such a thot!

Grian:

Grian: *wheezes* I'm a what now-

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Grian: Mumbo, can I ask a question?

Mumbo: It better not be something-

Grian: how bad would it be if I say someone has taken the entirety of the diorite stock that I was going to sell at Sahara?

Mumbo:

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Bdubs: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well!

Etho: You've burnt down the kitchen 3 times this month!

Bdubs: And I did it well-done!

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EX: He died of natural causes.

X: You pushed him off the building.

EX: Gravity is natural.

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X: hello people that don't live here.

Bdubs: hey.

Keralis: Hello.

X: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Bdubs: We're out of Doritos!

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Doc: It's sometimes hard being the responsible one of the group.

Beef: Doc! Bdubs tried to make ramen in the coffee machine! Etho tried to fix it, but it ended up exploding and burning the entire living room!

Doc: *sighs*

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Joe: Since it's impossible to determine which part of my life is the middle

Joe: I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Grian: People above 5 feet don't need to rub it in our faces.

Doc: I'm sorry? Can't hear you from up here! You need a ladder? I'll get you one!

Grian: I hate you.

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Iskall: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Mumbo: I wake up at 05:00

Iskall: nevermind actually.

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X: Mumbo, I heard you, Grian, and Iskall are in something called 'The Architechs', what's it like working together with them?

Mumbo: First, imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.

X: Alright-

Mumbo: Now throw that thought completely out the window

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Iskall: does anyone have any stress outlets?

Cub: Screaming

False: Murder

Biffa: Genocide

Grian: Explosives

Etho: War crimes

Iskall: okay... so we have "screaming".

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Ren: Benefits of dating me?

Ren: You will be dating me.

Ren: I could go on, but I think I made my point.

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Iskall: Can you give me a recommendations of books that made you cry?

Grian: Very Simple Redstone Making Guides, Tips, and Tricks Part 1 by MumboJumbo

Iskall: ...anything else?

Grian: Very Simple Redstone Making Guides, Tips, and Tricks Part 2 by MumboJumbo?

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X: Joe! We've finally found you! You can't just go disappear into thin air leaving only a sign saying "Gone Leavin"!

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