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Mumbo: you're really quiet today, Iskall, usually you're not this quiet

Iskall: *Staring at Bdubs, who is building a diorite house*

Iskall: Of course I'm quiet, nobody plots a murder out loud, Mumbo.

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Bdubs: Scar is so cute, too bad I'm straight

Cub:

Cub: how can someone be so oblivious and stupid at the same time?

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Hypno: We've run out of Cereal Water!

XB:

XB: What now?

Hypno: Cereal water.

Beef: ...I think he means Milk.

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Doc: You're such a Bitch!

Iskall: well you're a one of a kind Explosive Dumbass!

Grian: Well you both are such tall spiders wearing four pairs of flip-flops while drowning in the water!

Doc:

Iskall:

Doc: ...we're a what now?

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Scar: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME-

Bdubs: THAT'S MY OPINION!

Scar: 

Bdubs:

Cub:

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Wels: why do you hate me, brother-

Hels: Maybe stop eating pizza backwards, then we can talk.

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Zedaph: In this world, It's yeet or be yeeted

Impulse: ZED NO-

Zedaph: *picks up Tango* YEETS

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Bdubs: Etho I don't think Doc will be okay with what we're doing-

Etho: Relax.

Etho: Doc is okay with everything we do as long as he doesn't know about it.

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X, texting: Hey have you heard that Ren and Grian got a new Updog?

X:I heard they were happy with the updog

EX: What's updog?

X: Nothing, really, what's up with you?

EX: ...

EX: X I swear next time we see each other face to face I'm going to bash your skull.

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Hels: I'm the baaaad guy

EX: Duh!

Doc: WHO THE FUCK IS BLASTING MUSIC!? DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S 2 AM!?

EX: *raises the volume* DUH!

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Iskall: Hey guys! like my new white suit?

Mumbo:

Grian:

Mumbo: It looks great Iskall-

Grian: wow I never knew you would look good in diorite colored clothes! Have you finally gotten over your hatred?

Iskall:

Iskall: I'm changing back

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Scar: It's holiday season, so I have my full right to wear my festive outfit.

Bdubs: 

Bdubs: Please take the hat off- It's too oversized

Scar, wearing a very big reindeer hat that is covering his entire head: No.

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Scar: *Looks at a patch of mycelium* Ew

Scar: *turns around and looks at another patch of mycelium* EW

Grian: *walks up behind Scar* Hey Scar-!

Scar: *Jumps in surprise* EW!

Grian:

Scar:

Grian: *Walks away with head hung low*

Scar: Gri WaIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT-

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Doc: I have very high standards.

Bdubs: Really though?

Doc: yes.

Ren: *Walks down the stairs* oh hey guys- *trips and rolls down the stairs, and face planting into the ground* Ow

Doc: *whispering* god that was cute

Bdubs: Oh you got to be kidding me-

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Zedaph: Let's get Birthday cakes!

Tango: For who? I don't remember it being anyone's birthday today

Zedaph: It's fine, the cake won't know that.

Tango:

Tango: Good point, let's get three.

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Jevin: most people prefer to eat cereal with milk

EX, in the distance: Ow, what was that for!?

X: you're doing it wrong! You need to put the cereal first before the milk!

EX: why do you care how I eat my cereal- OW!

Jevin: Some people prefer to just eat it from a bowl without any milk or anything, and then some others add extra things

Impulse: ...

Zedaph: Why are you looking at us like that?

Impulse: ...I don't know what's more cursed, the fact that you're dipping your cereal in tea, or the fact that Tango is "Cooking" his cereal.

Tango: at least we're creative, You're eating cereal without anything!

Impulse: I prefer my cereal without anything.

Jevin: *Takes out a box of cereal* but, I don't need anything on my cereal, I just:

Jevin: *Eats the entire full cereal box, along with the box, In one go*

Jevin: Delicious.

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Grian: okay- hear me out.

Grian: If potato is considered a vegetable, and tomato is a fruit-

Iskall: but tomato is a vegetable-

Grian: Shush, just listen!

Grian: If potato is a vegetable, and tomato is a fruit, then french fries should also be considered a vegetable

Grian: So french fries with tomato sauce can be considered a salad.

Mumbo:

Mumbo: Grian I hate you.

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X: We are a group of very professional and experienced players.

Grian: *In the background* the Mycelium Resistance will prevail!

Scar: Nope! HEP will win!

Mumbo: *Screams in vault*

Iskall: *Vibes while a whole war is literally going on in front of his eyes*

Bdubs: DOC STOP TRYING TO KILL ME-

Doc: S U F F E R

Beef: w h a t  a b o u t  P o d z o l?

Etho: this is fine.

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Mumbo: have you ever just felt done with all your friends' doings

Mumbo: Walk into your room

Mumbo: Flop onto your bed

Mumbo: put a pillow on your face

Mumbo: and shout

Mumbo: I HATE MY LIFE-!

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Grian: *hacking into the HEP factory security system* I'll steal everything you have!

Scar: You can't steal my heart!

Grian: You look real swell today, by the way, 

Scar:

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Stress: ISKALL I WILL KILL YOU!

Iskall: Nah, you're too short.

Stress: AM NOT!

Iskall: from up here, you look  cute when you're mad

Stress: *Grabs her bat* you leave me with no choice. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS BISH-

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