I think it's about time I revive this book
Have the remainder of the pre-made incorrect quotes I have on my Gdocs while I continue working on old drafts and other stuff I was going to finish and post here

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Mumbo: Did it hurt?

Grian: Did what hurt?

Mumbo: When you fell from heaven

Grian: ...Are you calling me satan?

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Grian: Are we ameriCAN, or ameriCANT?

Mumbo: We're british.

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Badtimes: You aren't coming with us?

EX: I'm not your dad.

EX: *giving Badtimes and Hels lunch boxes* Now here are your sandwiches, have fun, I'll pick you both up at 5.

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Grian: What if we went into that abandoned building and I had my body ripped apart by a demon

Ren: Alright, but what if we didn't

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Scar: I know these are troubling times-

Badtimes: You are the trouble in these time

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Cleo: Do not tell me "You can't do that" because your opinion is invalid, I can and will do it, thank you.

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Etho: Do dogs think in bark?

X: Excuse me what-

Grian: If they do, does that mean fishes think in glub?

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Bdubs: Would you take a bullet for me?

Doc: If I have the time to jump in front of a bullet, then surely you would have enough time to move.

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Scar: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Bdubs: Okay, but in my defense, Etho bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Scar: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Pearl: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Mumbo: We got spring water

Pearl: NO.

Grian: with EXTRA minerals

Mumbo: it's like licking a stalagmite

Pearl: DON'T COME HOME.

Grian: Mmmmm cave water

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Impulse: *sigh*

Grian: Are you bored?

Impulse: yeah

Grian: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Impulse:

Impulse: Absolutely.

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Scar: Scrabble is a nightmare.

Cub: But isn't scrabble fun?

Scar: yes, but not with this group. Doc uses words like "Impressionism" and "Immortalism", then Bdubs always uses 3 letter words on purpose, and then there's Grian, who thinks "A" and "I" are valid for scrabble.

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Etho: Toothpaste is just bone soap.

Bdubs: What. Is. Wrong. With. YOU!?

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Gem: Are you a software update? Because not now.

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Keralis: It's nice that Bdubs feels comfortable enough to sleep with us around.

Scar: He looks so peaceful...

Tango: *slowly pulls out a knife* and vulnerable.

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Wels: STOP CHASING ME!

Hels: STOP RUNNING AWAY!

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Grian: You kill people for money?!

Iskall: I can explain-

Grian: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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X: *drinking tea*

Jevin: *very casually* Have you ever tried drinking hand sanitizer?

Wels: Yep! Have you ever tried the minty ones?

X: *spits tea*

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Mumbo: I have one brain cell and it's bouncing around my head like a DVD screensaver.

Mumbo: And when it hits the corner, I get a thought.

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Doc: *Texting* Who's this?

Doc: Etho changed all my contact names to mythical creatures

Bdubs: what's' mine?

Doc: Dwarf

Bdubs: :O

Bdubs: He's so mean, I'm average height!

Doc: Oh hi Bdubs

Bdubs:

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Cleo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Gem: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Cleo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

False: edible

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X: EX is late. Again.

Joe: How did this happen? I swear I called him at 8 o' clock and pretended it was 10

Wels: I sent him a fake email saying that we;re starting at 6 rather than 8

Etho: I set his clock to pm instead of am

X: ...I think you guys may have overdone it

EX: *bursting in* CAN SOMEONE JUST F***ING TELL ME WHAT TIME IT IS-!?

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X: EX, keep an eye on BadTimes today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

EX: Sure, I'd love to see them get punched.

X: Try again.

EX: *sighing* I will stop them from getting punched.

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Grian: Would you like to see a butterfly?

Mumbo: Please no-

Grian: *throws a bar of butter across the room*

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Tango: What if mayonnaise came in cans

Ren: That would suck, since you can't microwave metal

Doc: Good morning to everyone except these two people

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False: I'm pretty, but tough. Like a diamond.

False: Or a beef jerky in a ballgown.

Ren: What the heck does that even mean-

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Zedaph and Tango: *Under Impulse's bed, ready to scare him when he gets back*

Impulse: Demons under the bed, listen, if you're going to suck my soul out, at least wash your hands first.

Impulse: I just took a shower and you're not going to mess up the one hour process.

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Joe: I'm a moderate peaceful person, to tell you the truth.

Cleo: You threw a chair right at me yesterday.

Joe: That was a moderate peaceful compromise from the table I was planning on throwing at you beforehand.

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Grian: Can I turn on the lights?

Scar: You're the only light I need in my world

Grian: GoodTimesWithScar I cannot frickin see

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