Ight- hello everyone! Sorry for not updating for a while, I actually took an unannounced break from writing, and then there was also the hermittpad war, which is finally resolved, at least I think it's finally resolved.

So now, I'll start working on this book and the "Roommates" story again.

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Jevin: Apparently we're going to get a new hermit.

Cleo: Are we stealing them?

Cub: New or used?

Jevin:

Jevin: ...as always, good responses, everyone.

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Robber: *Steals the TV*

Stress: Wait!

Stress: you forgot the remote!

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Grian: We're friends, right?

Mumbo: Normally, I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I'm not going to like, so I'm just not going to answer.

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Keralis: *canoeing with Bdubs*It's fine, we just need to keep the paddles in the water.

Bdubs: *drops the paddle into the water*

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Mumbo: *knocks on the door*

Grian: *From the other side* ah, Satan, I've been expecting you.

Mumbo: No it's me, Mumbo-

Mumbo: Wait WHAT-!?

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Jevin: This is such a bad idea.

Iskall: Then why are you coming along?

Jevin: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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X: Were you even listening to everything I just said?

EX: that's an odd way to start a conversation.

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Wels: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Hels: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Ren: I was arrested for being too cool.

Iskall: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Cub: Please pick any card

Bdubs:

Cub:

Cub: "Any card" did not include my credit card, please kindly return it.

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Doc: Please hand me a napkin.

Bdubs: Are your arms broken?

Doc: yours will be if you don't lend me a napkin.

Bdubs: I'm going to give you a napkin, but not because I'm scared.

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Hypno: xB, what are you doing?

xB: *holding his phone with flashlight on* Looking for my phone, I swear it fell under the couch

Hypno:

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Doc: sometimes I drink the milk straight from the container.

Scar: the COW!?

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X: *Giving a chihuahua kisses* Chimuahmuah

EX: What the everloving fuck are you doing?

X: I'm sorry that my joke didn't make you chihaha

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Bdubs: You lying, cheating, piece of crap!

Doc: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Iskall: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING MUMBO WITH ME

Etho: *picking up the monopoly board* I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Jevin: *Sad*

Hels: Wels, slap him

Wels: *Hugs Jevin*

Hels: I said slap him not hug him-

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xB: What does 'take out' mean?

Beef: Food.

Hypno: Dating

Biffa: Murder

Iskall: Assassination

Bdubs: IT CAN MEAN ALL FOUR IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Joe: *slight concern* ...when was the last time you slept?

X: *drinking a mug of coffee* No.

Joe: X that's not a valid answer-

X: It is the only valid answer for me.

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Etho: Can I be frank with you guys?

Ren: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

xB: Can I still be me?

Grian: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Impulse: If you had wings, what would they be like?

Tango: Deep fried, drenched in garlic, and spiced with a sprinkle of buffalo seasoning.

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Stress: *On the phone* Where are you guys!? I've been trying to reach you all for 3 hours!

Impulse: Oh um- We went to the furniture shop- and uh- we got into a fight, and then... we went... to... uh...

Etho: *whisper to him* escape room!

Impulse: And then we went to an escape room!

Stress: Who goes to an escape room after going to a furniture shop-

Stress:

Stress: *sigh* ...you three are in jail... aren't you?

Grian: *Lockpicking in the background* We're in a damn escape room and are trYING TO ESCAPE!

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Wels: Would you date someone in another state?

Jevin: Yeah, I don't mind if they're liquid, Solid, or Gas.

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Scar: *Wearing Grian's glasses* How do I look?

Grian: *Squinting* I have no idea.

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X: My point is, we need to try it.

Grian: But that's illegal.

X:

Grian: I'm joking, I'm in

Etho: I'm also in, I heard the word "Illegal"

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Bdubs: *Peeling a banana and talking to it* may I take your coat off, Ma'am?

Doc: You realize others can hear you right?

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Scar: We need a distraction.

False: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Bdubs: My time has come

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Iskall: Abracadabra!

Grian: ?

Iskall: Sorry, it didn't work.

Iskall: You're still short

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Bdubs: Scar no.

Scar: Scar yes.

Bdubs: Scar no.

Scar: Scar maybe?

Bdubs: Scar no.

Scar: Scar no.

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EX: *Sigh* X, take that off, please.

X: Well, tell me, why is it socially acceptable to wear all red, but wear all yellow, and you get called a banana?

EX: X, we've talked about this.

X: Logically, you should be called a tomato!

EX: X FOR THE LOVE OF G-

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Joe: I say "no worries" to people, who are most of the time, 99% worried.

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EX: I'm fine.

Grian: This morning I literally heard you ask the cashier at the supermarket if the damage repair shampoo also worked on emotions.

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X: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Biffa: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Doc: I personally was created in a lab.

Jevin: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Zedaph: Please turn to page 0!

Tango: But, Zed, it's-

Wrong-side-of-the-bed Zedaph: Blank. Just like our future. We were all born to die. Welcome to philosophy.

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Cub: Live and let live. Be the bigger person. Live. Laugh. Love.

Someone: *hurts Scar*

Cub: Murder is great therapy.

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Hello again everyone, now, remember the poll from around January?

Well, the winner of the poll was "Evil AU", and I'm working on it at the moment, and so it will probably be the next thing that gets updated.

Here are some random and not helpful sneak peaks, as a sorry for not updating for a while