Going to start the book with incorrect quotes since I haven't finished the OneShot I'm working on-
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Grian: *tiptoeing into sahara*
Mumbo, waiting for him: where were you all this time?!
Grian: I- I was with Iskall-
Iskall, spinning his chair around: you might want to try again.

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Iskall: Grian, this is possibly the stupidest ideas you ever had.
Iskall: hell yeah I'm in!

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Bdubs: did you just call him dumb?
Doc: no
Doc: I said "are you dumb?"
Doc: I was just asking.

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Scar: Is 4 a lot?
Grian: Depends on the context
Grian: TNT? No.
Grian: Diamonds? No.
Grian: Shenanigans done in a week? Absolutely no.

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Zedaph: But in the end, we're all human Beans
Grian: And together, we will Rice
Tango: Lettuce Pray
Etho: R-amen
Xisuma: *sighs*

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Wels: Hels, I swear to god if you do that again I will yeet you out the window-
Wels: what are you doing?
Hels: checking to see if it's worth it

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Zedaph: impress me.
Impulse: Why?
Tango: Nice. Always question him.

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Doc: You've made a huge mistake-
Grian: eh I made those all the time.

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Etho: So you have a crush on Scar?
Grian: I-yes, don't tell him-
Etho: HEY, SCAR! SOMEBODY-
Grian: -ONCE TOLD ME!
Scar: THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

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EX: WHO THE F-
Xisuma: language!
EX: oh sorry.
EX: WHOM the fuck-

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Zedaph: well, Impulse, you know what they say.
Zedaph: if you're going to fail,
Tango: you might as well fail SPECTACULARLY!

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Zedaph: I JUST DRANK LAVA
Impulse: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
Zedaph: I WASN'T
Tango: Makes sense

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Stress: Release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind-
Joe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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EX: *calling Xisuma* Help Hels sneezed and I accidentally shouted "SHUT UP" instead of "bless you"
Xisuma:
Xisuma: how did you accidentally-

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Etho: what do you have there?
Grian: A KNIFE!
Etho: k have fun-
Mumbo: nO-

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Stress: Words that end with 'ie' are cute! like- Cutie, Pie, Smoothie, Sweetie-
Cleo: Zombie.
False: Die.

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Impulse: I see the glass as half full, Tango sees it as half empty, while Zedaph yeets it into the wall without answering the question

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Hels: GUESS WHAT I'M ABOUT TO GET!
Wels: On my nerves.

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Biffa: how's the weather outside?
Jevin: You just came inside
Jevin: from outside-

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Grian: hey, can you take the trash out?
Mumbo: Sure, where do you wanna go?
Grian:

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Beef: had anyone seen Hypno?
XB: I got this
XB: I'M FEELING SAD!
Hypno: *runs into the room* WHAT?!
XB: found him

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Wels: Hey Jevin
Jevin: not now, Wels.
Wels: But I have a question
Jevin: ...fine, what?
Wels: how do you spell uppercase numbers?
Jevin:
Jevin: What?
Wels: I want to write loud numbers

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Scar: *crashes down from the roof*
Cub: hey Scar
Scar: hey Cub
Bdubs:
Bdubs: Did that hurt-?

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EX: *pulls out a knife*
Xisuma: Panik
EX: *uses it to open a box*
Xisuma: Calm
EX: *pulls out a gun from the box*
Xisuma: PANIKK
EX: *shoots at a target on the wall*
Xisuma: Calm
EX: *inspects the target* I think the bullet might have gone through the wall and hit something outside...
Xisuma: PANIKKK

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Stress: Name a way to be nice to others.
False: don't kill them immediately
Stress:
Stress: that sets the bar very low, but I'll allow it.

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EX: People call me crazy
EX: apparently they haven't seen the rest of Hermitcraft yet.

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Wels: I'm having a love problem
Biffa: just remember that the quickest way to someone's heart is to go through the fourth and fifth rib!
Wels: wait wha-

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Xisuma: *playing a guitar*
EX: Do take requests?
Xisuma: sure-
EX: stop.

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Tries to get the snack by sticking their hand in: Scar, Cleo, Iskall, Ren
Shakes the machine to get it out: Bdubs, Mumbo, Jevin, XB, Impulse, Hypno
Punches/kicks the glass: Doc, EX, Hels, Tango
Asks for help: Joe, Xisuma, Stress, Beef, TFC
All of the above, in that order: False, Grian, Etho, Zedaph

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Xisuma: Etho! I can't believe you've done this, I'm speechless!
Etho: *narrating* but, despite bring speechless, he proceeded to talk for about an hour

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Ren: am I cool or what?
EX: What
Ren: I said am I cool or-
EX: yeah. I heard you. my answer is "what"

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The cult of Bdubs: *T-posing above the shopping district*
Cub and Tango: *Confused Screaming*

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Grian: Technically, you can't set something on fire, since that thing isn't on the fire, the fire is on the thing.
Doc: ???
Grian: to answer your question, no I did NOT set the house on fire.

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Joe: No. I'm not your dad.
Joe:
Joe: wait a second-

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Stress: *steps on a lego* Yeowch!
Iskall: look where you're going next time lol
*a few minutes later*
Xisuma: Why do you want me to ban legos from the server???
Iskall: their dangerous ok?!

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Ren: Doc why is there red liquid on the floor?
Doc: It's my blood
Ren: wait- IT'S YOUR BLOOD?!
Doc: yeah, I got stabbed.
Ren: YOU WERE STABBED?!
Doc: most definitely.

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Xisuma: are you dumb-?!
Grian: Yes.

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Scar and Tango: aAaAAAaaAAAAaAaaaaA-
Hunchback Grian: why are you running? why are you running?

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Scar: I've found the REAL Mycelium Resistance base this time!
Grian, to Impulse: diversionary tactics round 68 is complete! time for round 69!

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