I'm going to make more Oneshots with this prompt.

gimme a ship/hermits to use. 

Older Hermits but it's still the backyard AU. They are 17 in this. 

Writing this because of Etho in Lost Friends. I'm Not Sorry.

also this uses American stores near me bc I'm lazy. Rutter's is literally only on the East Coast of America though. 

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It was February 18th, and Xemon had been bothering Xisuma since the 15th to go out and get the post-Valentine's Day chocolate sales because Dove chocolate is great and it's cheap right now. 

He'd finally pushed his twin brother to the limit, and so Xisuma was driving the two of them to the local grocery stores.

"What kind of chocolate are you even getting?"

"Dove, and those really disgusting cheap ones to give to Hels."

"Why????"

"Because he was being a bitch the other day, so he gets the shit chocolates."

"Fine, but please watch your language."

"Mkay."

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[Xemon POV]

So, Xisuma brought me to the local grocery store to get chocolate because it is on sale. As long as I use my own money, he's fine with it. I'm pretty sure he's going to look at the stuffed animals. 

"Xem, I'm going to be getting chocolate with you. Since I'm paid well at the 'Shack, it'll be nice."

"What if we buy all of the chocolates we find?"

"Yes. Dad's going to kill us, I don't know what Pa will do though." 

"We can hide them in the treehouse."

So, now we're buying all of the chocolate in each store we go to. Both of our Dads work late tonight, so we'll be fine. Oh and, we have a few secret compartments in the treehouse, thanks to Zed hollowing out the tree branches. [He did that when we were like 8, how the fuck did he manage it, I will never know.]

But, we've finally moved on from this store, spending around 50 bucks on chocolate. They were on sale, yes, but they had a shit ton left over. 

Time to go to the next store, Weis. They have a pretty small valentines section, so it only took like fifteen minutes to get 25 bucks of chocolate. 

Next is Karns, which Xisuma and I have never been to because we barely go there. It cost us like 40 bucks there.

Finally, we've just gone to Rutter's to buy jolly ranchers because I'm addicted to those little suckers.

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[Extra, Xemon's POV, HEX]

I've burst into Xisuma's room, and I think he can tell something's up because I'm bright red. 

"X, X, X, X, I fucked uppppp-"

"What did you do?"

"So you know how I was going to give the shit chocolate to Hels, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Well Hels took it as me asking him on a date so we're going out tomorrow to an amusement park and fuck fuck fuck-"

"What?"

"I actually LIKE HIM-"