I'm going to post a whole host of soulmate AUs bc I found a ton.

also the "I have to think something sexy at them..." would be me.

I'd be staring at everyone, trying to think of something charming and then be a dunce.

I've added that the tattoo has something added onto it, the finished though if you will.

I forgot what I was writing wtf.

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[Xemon POV]

Having 'He's acting like a lovable dickhead' written on my forearm is not fun.

Especially after my friend group figured it out. 

I wonder what person is unfortunate to have my first thoughts about them. [Later on, I learned that they were; 'He looks like the one that called me' and he gained; 'a lovable dickhead, that ass']

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So, I'm in the middle of Walmart, arguing with Badtimes over which fish is better for our apartment when I felt the final part of my tattoo appear.

"He's acting like a lovable dickhead, whoever's his soulmate is lucky."

I do feel kind of bad for what I shot at my soulmate, whoever that asshole is because seriously, I didn't look at it before I insulted him.

But it's kind of fair.

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Badtimes went down the pet aisle, he spoils Jam way too much. This is why I hate my roommate. That cat can do anything she wants.

As I was wandering down the food aisles, some dude came up behind me and tapped on my shoulder. 

"So, 'Lovable Dickhead', I guess I'm your soulmate?"

"Guess you are, ass."

"Oh come oN-" 

"You called me a dickhead." 

He laughed and smiled. "I'm Hels, and you are?"

"Xemon." 

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A month after Hels and I had met, and gotten to know each other, he'd asked me on an actual date. 

Sure, we might've been soulmates, but sometimes soulmates preferred to stay platonic, so we wanted to get to know each other first. 

So, he's taking me to the Walmart we met in and we're going to cause pure chaos because that's fun. 

And then we're stealing a shopping cart.

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We did not manage to steal the shopping cart. So we're buying one on eBay after we get back to Hels' apartment. 

Before we buy the shopping cart though, we're going to binge stupid Hallmark Christmas movies because it's fun to make fun of them. 

And because Hallmark plays them year-round, like what the fuck, it's fucking A P R I L.

Okay, fuck actually paying attention to the movies, because Hels is side hugging me and I'm pressed against his chest and I know he's my soulmate but I feel like a kindergartener with a crush. 

Why?

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[No POV]

The two didn't even make it through the first movie before Xemon ended up falling asleep on Hels' chest, with the other realizing that he had fallen asleep, midway through a rant about the stupidity of the movie. 

He chuckled quietly and moved so they were both laying on the couch, and he let himself drift off to sleep.

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WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS, MY TAB KEPT RELOADING SO HAVE THIS SHITTY/RUSHED ENDING IN [No POV'] BC THAT'S MY NORMAL STYLE---

yEP-

I hate writing first person, but I've been doing it more to practice  lol