Eh screw the angst for rn.

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[Xemon POV]

"Morning, dear."

"Mmnnnnmmm."

"Hon, you need to get up."

"no."

"It's Eleven."

"and?"

"Get up."

"But morning cuddles?"

"Why are you so clingy when tired?"

"It's your fault I'm tired."

"How?"

"I only got to sleep at 7."

"Fine, love, we'll sleep in. I had plans for us today though."

"This is why you're the best boyfriend in the world."

"Can we change that?"

"Hm?"

"I was going to do this later, during the plans I'd made, but you look too cute right no- Xem I need to turn to grab this, stop being so clingy."

"Hmph." 

"Back to what I was saying, you look too cute right now, so, Xemon Void, will you marry me?"

"Of course, you fucking dumbass."

He's hugged me tighter.

"Did I say you could stop playing with my hair?"

"Sorry, love, let me put the ring on your finger first, alright?"

"Fine." 

"Love you, Honey."

"Love you too, 'Els."

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"Xem, I swear, you made a bet."

"I bet you that if I got married I'd wear a dress, yes I know. I'm not."

"But you'd look goooOoood."

"Shush. You can't charm me, foul witch."

"I'm not giving up, Hon."

"Then prepare to fight a losing battle."

"Marker sword fight; person who knocks off the other's top markers first wins?"

"Aether yeah."

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"I won!"

"Oh shut it."

"You're just salty that you lost."

"No, I'm salty because I have to wear a dress." 

"You'd look great." Hels wrapped his arms around my waist and softly kissed me.

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"Hels, I swear, I don't want to wait and save up for the wedding."

"Xem, Hon, we could do a smaller venue, with only close friends and our brothers."

"Or we could just go and legally sign the documents and shit."

"You're not getting out of wearing the dress."

"I hate you."

"Love you too."

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"Xem, stop pacing."

"No. X, I haven't seen Hels in a few days due to stupid fucking rules or something like that." 

"Sit down, and drink some water. Your attachment issues are coming forward. It's only two hours."

"Two hours too long."

"You aren't even in the dress yet."

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It felt weird to say the vows I'd been writing for two years, it felt weird to kiss Hels in front of everyone, and it felt weird to see Hels again after not seeing him for a couple of days.

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"You said you planned our honeymoon, but all we've done is go home."

"Well, I know how your attachment issues can get, and Xisuma kinda told me of your pacing, so I decided to just go home instead of going anywhere else."

"This is why I love you."

"Love you too, dear."

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DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D WRITE A WEDDING SCENE?
I SUCK AT THOSE.

I LITERALLY HAVE WRITTEN LIKE 5 IN MY PRACTICE ONESHOTS DOC, IN PRACTICE FOR THE SCARIAN WEDDING IN UPRISING.