Ron: *singing* Follow the butterflies! Follow the butterflies!

Harry: Uhh, Ron? Those are spiders.

Ron: Don't! I'm pretending that the spiders are butterflies so I'm not scared of them!

Harry: Ohhh. Spider!

Ron: Ahhhh!

Harry: Hahahahaha! JK!

Ron: You mean J. K. Rowling? The maker of us?

Harry: No it stands for just kidding! Siriusly Ron! Could you get any stupider?

Ron: I'm not even stupid!

Hagrid: Aragog! Come attack these boys!

Harry: I'm even scared now! Run!!!!! *runs*

Ron: * runs*