me: This opening is some guy singing nasaly hahaha!!

my parents: It's horrible!!!

Mineta: (so happy that Kacchan's awake)

me: Hahaha wtf this is encouraging the ship of the worst people in the class. Mineta's like "You're Midoriya's favorite person, so I care, too (in his place because he's unconscious)."

(Yes, I ship Mineta with Deku and Kacchan. Mildly. If I had to put Mineta with SOMEone, it would probably be Deku, Denki second, and then it's Kacchan and Tsuyu.)

"Midoriya shows no signs of waking up."

dad: Well, yeah, nine people are training in his head!! Sometimes you need to rest.

me: Yeah, he's thinking about how he's gonna save Tomura from the man inside him while his own body rests!!

Ep 129: "The h*llish Todoroki family Part 2"

The content: Hawks' backstory

me: Whelp, I guess it's official. Hawks has been accepted into the Todoroki family.

-us finishing Ep 130-

CR/VRV being a f*cking b*tch-

me: Ugh, I give up. We're stopping for the night b/c the captions, video, and audio are no longer matching up.

dad: I don't understand. (I still don't know what he was confused on.)

mom: They haven't said that she burned his face!!

me: What??! Yes, she did. Hawks said "Was Shouto's burn from you, too, Endeavor?" and Rei was like "No, it was me."

dad: So, like, did Shouto do what toddlers do, and he just burned himself with the teapot?

me: WHAT??! No!! Rei poured the teapot on his face!!

dad: On purpose?

me: Yes!

dad: Why?

me: Because she had a mental breakdown--!!

I swear we've watched every single episode together. Idk how the f they don't pick up on this sh*t--

Episode 132

-Someone arrives to save Shindou.-

mom: Is that Deku?!

me: No, what are you talking about? It's a purple mist!

-revealed as Deku-

me: OH, it IS Deku!! It must be a new quirk. REMATCH! REMATCH! REMATCH! REMATCH!!!

-Muscular jumps into building-

mom: Did he just run into a building?

me: PFFT--

dad: Well, no one said he was smart. And he only has one eye.

me: PFAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

mom: Is that his mom?!!

me: Yes.

mom: What happened to her?!!

me: What do you mean?

mom: She got fat!!

me: She's been fat!!

-a second later-

mom: Suddenly she cares about him?

dad: She's always cared about him.

mom: No, she hasn't.

-flashback to Deku playing All Might-

dad: Oh, so she was skinny once.

me: (face palms)

dad: Is that his (Gran Torino's) cape?!

me: Yes.

dad: Is it to remember him, or does it have special powers?

me: No, it does not have special powers.

dad: But his (Deku's) costume is already so messed up, so now he won't be naked.

Episode 135: Friend

me: I've been waiting for Kacchan's reaction to Deku leaving U.A.. I have been disappointed.

me: Is he (Deku) that sleep-deprived that he's going to fight his own friends?!!!

Dad: Yes.

me: And WTF is the excuse of the rest of them?!!! And what an episode to call "Friend," like wtf?!!!