Zoe: Connor is that a weed!?

Connor: No, that's a green crayon.

Zoe: I'm calling the police!

Zoe: *goes to the microwave, and types in 911*

Microwave: 911, what's wrong emergency?

Connor: What the fuck

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CONNOR IS THAT A POLICE
IM CALLING THE WEED

'420 whatchu smokin?'