*a broken coffee machine is sitting on the table (not Coffee, he's fine)*

Foxy: So... who broke it?

Everyone: ...

Foxy: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone: *looking around at each other*

BB: ...I did. I broke it, Foxy-

Foxy: No. No, you didn't. Bonnie?

Bonnie: Don't look at me, look at Freddy!

Freddy: What??? I didn't break it!

Bonnie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Freddy: ...Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.

Bonnie: Suspicious.

Freddy: No, it isn't!

Golden Freddy: If it matters- probably not- but Chica was the last one to use it.

Chica: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Golden Freddy: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chica: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Goldie!

BB: Okay, okay, let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Foxy.

Foxy: No. Who broke it???

Everyone: ...

Freddy: Foxy... Puppet's been awfully quiet.

Puppet: REALLY?!

Freddy: Yeah, really!

Puppet: OH MY GOD-

*everyone starts arguing*

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*in another room*

Foxy *to BB*: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Everyone else: *still audibly fighting from the other room*