Because you can never have too many Vines in one incorrect quote book.

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Scott about Foxy and Bonnie: And they were roommates!

Everyone: Oh my God, they were roommates.

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Toy Freddy: *playing keyboard* Is there anything better than pussy? Yes! A really good book! *long note*

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Candy: "Road work ahead"? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

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Nightmare: How do YOU know what's good for me?!

Plushtrap: That's my OPINION!!!!

Tattletail: 0-0

The other Nightmares: ...

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Puppet: So you just gon' bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Toy Bonnie: ...Happy birthday?

Puppet: *smashes glass on TB's head*

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Golden Freddy: *pours a box of Life cereal, and a bunch of lemons come out*

Golden Freddy: WELL, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS-

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Foxy: *screams into a jar, then seals the top back onto it* Everything is fine.

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Plushtrap @ Nightmare BB: Next time you fuckin' put a hand on me, I'mma fuckin' rip your face off, BITCH.

Tattletail: What did he do?

Plushtrap: *whines* Because he fuckin' pushed me! That's-

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Foxy: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-

Bonnie: *starts laughing uncontrollably, crumbles to the floor*

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Cell phone: FUCK ME, DADDY GOTTA-

Literally everyone: O_O

Bonnie: Sorry, someone's calling, I gotta take this.

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Plushtrap: *holding a cross* The power of Christ compels you!

Mama: *growls*

Plushtrap: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Mama: *demonic screeching*

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Puppet: GOLDEN FREDDY! Is that a weed?!

Golden Freddy: No, this is a crayon-

Puppet: I'm calling the police!!! *dials 911 on a microwave*

Microwave: 911, what's your emergency?

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Circus Baby: Bring the beat in!

Minireenas: *running in with a beet on a plate* ANYTHING FOR YOU, CIRCUS BABY!!!