Everything is Blue
*in preparation for the FNaF third anniversary party*
Ballora: *pops through the box* The Minireenas can't have blue.
Foxy: .....What the fuck?
Ballora: The Minireenas can't eat blue foods! If they eat anything with a blue food preservative in it, they just tap out!
Foxy: That is BULLSHIT! Firstly, don't call your kids "Minireena", secondly, blue is not even a natural color for foodstuffs! It occurs very rarely- name me one blue food!
Bonnie: Blueberries?
Foxy: BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE. I'm talking about Mentos blue, like, 7-11 slushy blue. What flavor is that, fuckin'... highlighter?!
Puppet: Oh, no, Foxy, blue means mint!
Foxy: Mint is GREEN! If you planted mint, and it came up blue, you would set that shit on fire.
Golden Freddy: It's cool, it's cool. It's like ice; it's like water.
Foxy: Water is CLEAR! The only time water is blue is when there's billions of tons of it, and it's all in the one spot! And then, it's got all sorts of shit in it! Like salt and SHARKS... BLUE MEANS SHARKS IN IT!!!!
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