Firestar: *lounging on clan rock.*
Greystripe: *By Denny's and preparing to eat a huge stack of waffles in tEn seconds.*
Firestar: W*FFLES! Get them out of the camp! OUT OUT!
Greystripe: What's wrong with wa-
Firestar: BEEEEEEP!
Greystripe: Wa-
Firestar: beep!
Greystripe: WAFFLES!
Clan: WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!
Firestar: Anyone who says-
Clan: WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!
Firestar: Will be exiled! *calls servant*
Firestars most loyal servant: Yes, Master?
Firestar: I want you on w*ffle patrol. Anyone who says, eats or is in the presence of w*ffles will be brought before me.
JusaIceDragon: we're gonna have to call your servant something else so that my poor thumbs can have respite. How about Waffle patrol?
Fire star: No! My servant shall be called w*ffle patrol!
Piepaw: Fourth Wall!
Fire star: All cats old enough to catch their own prey, gather under the awesomeness of my flaming fur!
Clan: *sits below clan rock*
Cake paw: *whispers* waffles.
W*ffle patrol: Cakepaw! Cake paw has said w*ffles!
Fire star: Cakepaw, you are exiled.
Cakepaw: My name is no longer Cakepaw! It's Wafflepaw!!WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!
Clan: WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!
Fire star: *loses 5 lives*