I have these tiny pockets. I said that "I wish that my pockets were bigger. I want to fit Riptide in them."

My friend replied, "that's really cheesy."

We had an argument about it, and w both even got someone else on our side.

Eventually, I gave in and told her, "Okay, it's not too cheesy. It's too dam cheesy!"

She just walked away.

This "friend" was Suartis4life.