Snape- 100 points from Gryfindor for breathing.

Gryfindors- That's not fa—

Snape- 200 points from Gryfindor for talking back.

Gryfindors- . . .

Snape- You're still breathing, 100 more points from Gryfindor.

Gryfindors- *hold their breath* *pass out from lack of oxygen*

Snape- 2000 points from Gryfindor for sleeping in class!