Lucifer: Let's play a game. On a scale of one to ten, how friend-zoned are you?

Cassie: Jo Harvelle.

Gabriel: Éponine Thénardier.

Anna: Viktor Krum.

Lucifer: Gunther from FRIENDS.

Cassie: Joey Tribbiani.

Gabriel: Milhouse Van Houten.

Hannah: Edith Crawley.

Anna: Tinkerbell.

Lucifer: Castiel.

Cassie:......Wow.

Gabriel: How is Cassie an option in itself?

Lucifer: Castiel is when you're so far in the friend zone, the person you like calls you their brother.

Hannah:....I am also in the Castiel friend zone.

Michael: Me too.

Anna: Wait, how did Jo Harvelle get on here?

Castiel: That's when you're so far in the friend zone that you've literally died for them, and they still didn't acknowledge your feelings.

Gabriel: THAT'S THE SAME THING AS ÉPONINE!!!

Lucifer: Dear Dad, we're all doomed.

Gabriel: We should call Ron Weasley. He knows how to get out of the friend zone.

Cassie: Call anyone on FRIENDS, literally half their relationships are about conquering the friend zone.