Friend: So if Misha Collins played Eliot Ness in Timeless, and Dean Winchester got sent back to that time in an episode, what would you do if there was a show with both Misha and Jensen in a 1940's era-

Me: *sets large bag on the table*

Me: *dumps out bag full of money*

Friend: Wha-

Me: *empties the bank accounts of everyone I've ever known and adds it to the pile*

Friend: I-

Me: *hosts a fundraiser within the SPN fandom and dumps out all the money from that*

Friend:.....

Me: *drops my very soul on the top of the pile*

Me: Anything.

Friend: What?

Me: You get me more of Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins in 1940's style outfits, and I will give you A N Y T H I N G.

Friend: But-

Me: A N Y T H I N G

Me: It's just not fair.