Me: *gets arrested hypothetically*

Police: We need to see your internet search history.

Me:....Okay....

Police: And your social media history.

Me: Don't have any, okay.

Police: The books in your Wattpad library,

Me: Um.... Okay?

Police: Your camera roll

Me:.....Will you show my family?

Police: No.

Me: Um, okay, hope you like gay memes.

Police: And finally, your YouTube watch history.

Me: FUCK, NO, WHAT DO YOU WANT, I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, DON'T SHOW MY PARENTS PLEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!!

Police: *opens camera roll*

Police:...........

Me:...........

Police: Why-

Me: I will not apologize for my memes. There is great shame in the YouTube videos, but none in the memes.  

Police:........