So I keep a list of the funniest sentences I've ever read in fanfictions, but me being dumb me, I didn't write WHERE they were from.

But I reread a Destiel/Sabriel/Michifer fic recently and found a bunch of the ones from my list and saved them properly this time, so if anyone needs a good Destiel Sabriel michifer fic, go read The Vacation. Here are a few chosen quotes that I love, all rights to the author of this awesome book.