Fandom: Marvel Universe

Pater Perker: *Takes a deep breath*

Kate: Ppppllllllleeeeeeaaaassseeeeeeee

Pater Perker: No

Kate: Pweaty Please?!

Pater Perker: No

Kate: I won't ruin it

Pater Perker: You allowed Ashley to shoot it!!!.......With a FLIPPING MACHINE GUN!!!!!!

Kate: Hey! That only happened once!

Pater Perker: *Raises a brow*

Kate: *Scrunches up her face* Okay... Maybe a few...thousand times ...but still!!!! I won't destroy it!!!!!

Pater Perker: NO!!!

Kate: Fine...I guess I'll go with plan B then....*cracks neck*

Pater Perker: ......

Kate: *Takes out a box of pizza*

Pater Perker: *gasps and places his hand to his chest* My weakness...

Kate: I know you are still in your.....so - called diet ....but mmmmmm, boy am I hungry.

*She slowly opened card-borded box, making the scent of pizza fill the room, while Peter's eye started to twitch*

Kate:  I woouuullddd give a slice but ....Y'know I really would like to wear your costume, but you said no *eats a slice of pizza*

Pater Perker: Le gasp :O

Kate: ...So will that be yes or no, Mr. Parker...*Smiles*

Pater Perker:.......

3 hours later

*Knocks on door*

Ashley: Who is it

Kate: Its me your freindly neighborhood spider man

Ashley: First of all, He doesnt have a deep-ass voice. Second of all, ....WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE IN 3 IN THE MORNING?!?!

Kate: Why are you up so early?

Ashley: *Looks around the room* ...Dont ask

Kate: Why?

Ashley: Because...yes

Kate: *Raises her hand* Wait hold up...*takes off mask* ah...finally...its getting hot in here, Anyways...why?

Ashley: *Sighs* I have to live with idiots like you everyday....

Kate: *Her eyes started to lit up with happiness* So ....Peter is here then

Ashley: Wat no...

Kate: *Smiles* Then why is there webs in your room then...hmmmmmmmm -v-

Ashley: Uhhhhh....

*Kate starts to make a run for it, making a few objects fall behind her, as Ashley began to chase her. She was almost to her room until Ash tackled her down*

Ashley: We really need to work on your fucking speed...

Kate: *blows a rasberry*

*But then she made her free from her grasp and pushed the door open*

Ashley: You motherfucker....

*Kate looked around the room but then caught something move under the bed.*

Kate: Peter? What the flip are you doing here? And why is their tape over your mouth? ....And why are you tied up?

Pater Perker: *muffles angrily*

Kate: Never knew Ashley was into that type of shit...

Pater Perker: *He starts to hit his head against the floor over and over*

...

Bonus

Kate: So you like her

Loki: Yes

Kate: And she likes you?

Loki:.......

Kate: You are under arrest for dating a underage person, Im in undercover for the Child protection severices...

....

Ashley: Hey...We have a bit of a problem

Kate: What happened? And where is spooder-man?

Ashley: *Takes out a bag of ashes*

Kate:...He turned into crack? .....Awesome!