Fandom: Detroit Become Human

(...Shhhhh It'll be over soon)

Ashley: Confess you killed your owner and I'll set you free

Deviant: What if I dont....

Ashley:

...

Connor: *Licks Blue blood*

Hank: Ugh Connor that's disgusting!!!

Kate: Can I have some?!

Connor: I wouldn't recommend it

Kate: * smudges some on her finger and licks it* This taste is weird and its sticky

Connor: *Sweats*

Kate: Here Ash, Try some *smudges some on her thumb*

Ashley: ....You shouldn't be eating this

Connor: *Sweats even more*

Kate: Why?

Connor: *System Overheating*

Ashley: *Runs and tackles Connor* Cause this little shit is eating my mom's home-made blueberry jam...AND ITS EXPIRED!!!!

Hank:*Gasp*

Kate: *Gasp*

( I'm actually trying so hard to be funny 😭)

...

Kate: Connor...

Connor: Yes?

Kate: Where do robots come from?

Connor: *looks nervously at Ashley*

Ashley: *mouthes 'Dont you dare'*

Connor: Well for humans, its sexual intercourse but for Androids or anything mechanical is....*Clears throat*...complicated.

Kate: So does that mean that you have a....Y'know a cucumber.

Connor: .........

Ashley: .......

Kate: ......

Ashley: *smiles* Not anymore...

Connor: *Starts to have "Vietnam war" flashbacks*

Ashley: So this is the Eden club...

Kate:  Wow...there's blue blood everywhere...

Ashley: That's actually blue cum...

Kate: ......

Kate: WAIT CONNOR DON'T LICK THAT!!! ITS NOT BLOOD!!!!

( Welp I think I'm going to regret writing this, but I'm still proud of myself on how unfunny I am, so let me cry myself in ze corner, por favor 😅)