Kellyn: So, just realized my children and my wife got on this app, so I thought I'd just do the same. Somehow, I'm already fully verified and have 1.3k followers already-

Jupiter: Dad, what the heck-

Natalia: So Jupiter, this is your dad? He seems nice!

Jupiter: He is, but he abandoned us for about 10 years, and waited for us to become Pokémon Trainers to speak to us again.

Natalia: D*mn-
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(Me) Awna're: Dadddddd, WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Theo: Dang, your dad literally just found out about Twitter- Glad my dad hasn't figured out about it yet!

Cameron: Hi son!

Theo: I SPOKE TOO SOON-
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