This happened in a Roleplay. Warning: Kinda Long

Punne: Under Legend's Bed. 

Legend: ...What have you been doing, Punne?

Punne: Mi!

Legend: *Sets him on his lap* Well, now that you're back, let's take a look at this thing Narrator gave me a while ago...*Pulls out the box from under his bed labeled "Spooky Shit" and pulls out the Static Phone*

*It looked like a normal phone, but it had a little keychain on it that was added by Narrator* 

Punne: :>

Legend: *Turns it on*

*The phone buzzes a LOT*

Legend: *Nearly drops it and looks at the phone screen*

*Some we're message from Narrator ( She said it was her in the text), two other messages were from unknown people)* 

*There was also a lot of random junk mail*

Legend: *Looks at the ones from Narrator*

Unknown Number: (6 Months ago) Hey just let me know if you need help setting this up! This is Peach by the way!

Legend: *Looks at the next one*

Unknown Number: (5 Months Ago) Hey, it is me again!! I told Silver to text you, not sure if she did

Legend: *Checks the next one*

Unknown Number: (5 Months Ago) It has gotten to that time where my static phone has kinda stopped working. Might need to get a new one, might not be able to message you til then

Legend: *Looks at Punne* Should I reply to these, or tell her I just found this phone on my other phone?

Punne: *Asleep*

Legend: *Sighs, before picking up his normal phone and texting Narrator* "Wanna hear a funny story?"

*No reply*

Legend: ...Welp, I'm going to go hang out at Dixen's place. *Carefully picks up Punne and puts him on the little pet bed he used to sleep on, tucking him in with a blanket* 

Punne: *sleeps cutely*

Legend: Aww...*Quietly opens the window, hops out, closes it, and starts walking off to Dixen's spot, looking at the other messages*

Unknown Number: (6 Months Ago) Welcome User # 403229 , we hope you enjoy your ePhone 10. If you have any problems, we give a full refund within 30 days. 

Legend: *Goes to the next one*

Unknown Number: yo

Legend: Any more...? *Looks for more*

*The rest was just junk mail*

Legend: *Deletes the junkmail*

*More junk mail*

Legend: *Does it again*

*More junk mail*

Legend: *Deletes any and all junk mail that pops up, before reaching Dixen's spot*

*Dixen wasn't there*

Legend: *Looks around to see if anyone is there*

*nop, no one is there*

Legend: Huh...Guess I'll leave then. *Walks off*

???: *A mysterious figure appeared, they wore round glasses and had a tail coat* Hello, Legend.

Legend: ...You know what, you're not even the strangest thing I've seen. Hello to you too, I guess. 

???: Is Sam here too?

Legend: ...Okay, now it's weird.Sam: *Appears next to the figure, studying them closely*

*Their eyes were VERY pale. They had short black hair with dark grey highlights. They're tail coat was grey and had dark stripes*

Sam: *Appears to the stranger* You know my name, yet I don't quite recognize you...at least not at the moment.

???: Ah!! There you are Sam. I found you worthy to come with me.

Sam: Beg your pardon?

???: *Looked impatiently at Sam* 

Legend: What the fuck is going on here?

???: Oh! Out of all the people I have seen here, Magna would've been the best choice, but they left so I thought about it and Sam is the best option 

Legend: *Inhales, and slowly exhales in frustration* Alright...but you the fuck are you? Name, please.

Oniyx: The names Oniyx. Advocate for the Static *Bows*

Sam: ...Ohh, you were the cat!

Oniyx: ......Please tell me that isn't the only reason you remember me...

Sam: What? You were the cat that helped me get out of the lab! Why wouldn't I remember you that way?

Oniyx: Well I don't know... I don't like that you just know me as "the cat"...

Sam: Oh...Sorry about that.

Oniyx: It is fine. Come on we cannot delay

Sam: I, uh, can't go anywhere without Legend. So he'll have to come too.

Oniyx: ..... Fine.

Legend: Now hold on- 

Sam: *Tackles Legend, taking control of the body* Alright, here we go.

Oniyx: *Leads the way*

Sam: *Follows*

Oniyx: So Sam, what exactly are you. Some paranormal being?

Sam: It's...complicated. In a large understatement, essentially I'm an extension of this idiot's being. *Knocks on forehead*

Oniyx: How is that so? 

Sam: *Shrugs* Was stupid when he was a kid, drank something he wasn't supposed to. Now I exist.

Oniyx: Hmm.. *Mumbles something*

Sam: What's that?

Oniyx: What?

Sam: You mumbled something. Do you not approve of my situation? Think about how I feel.

Oniyx: *Sighs* I was asking myself if there was anyways to separate you two.

Sam: *Thinks for a second, before responding* Not that we know of...

Oniyx: Our technology is pretty advanced, I would have to talk to Stalk first however.

Sam: ...I feel like that's something I should ask about. Where are we going?

Oniyx: The castle, don't worry, were close

Sam: There's a castle? 

Oniyx: Yep. This way. *Grabs Sam's hand*

Sam: *About to protest but realizes they probably wouldn't care*

Oniyx: *Walks towards a wall* Give me a moment. *walks through the wall*

Sam: ...

*The wall opens up*

Sam: *Hesitantly walks through*

Oniyx: This way.

Sam: *Follows*

Oniyx: *Peeks her head out, looking around* Okay, it's clear. *Walks out*

Sam: Where are we going?

Oniyx: I told you the castle. *Opens another hidden door leading out into a hallway, it looked to be like the hall in Ganxer's house*

Sam: ...

Oniyx: This way

Sam: *Still following*

Oniyx: *Enters a room that looks like Ganxer's room*

Sam: Should we be in here?

Oniyx: Were fine, don't worry. *Head to and opens the closet door* Cmon

Sam: *Stops for a second, before pulling a trick from Legend's book and sticking a knife into the ground when Oniyx wasn't looking, before following*

Oniyx: This way 

Sam: *Still following, looking around*

* It was dark * Oniyx: *Quiet*

Sam: *Also quiet*

*A couple of static wandered and at the sight of Oniyx, fled*

Sam: Uh...should I be concerned about that?

Oniyx: Don't mind them. Peasants just looking for food, you know

Sam: Then...why do they need food?

Oniyx: ....

Sam: ...I'm guessing I don't want to know the answer?

Oniyx: What?

Sam: Nothing, nevermind.

Oniyx: Alright. Well be careful. We are approaching a very foggy area

Sam: Noted.

*The area got foggy quick*
Sam: *Follows as best he can*
Oniyx: Don't worry, we are almost out.
Sam: Alright.

*The fog started to clear, there was now a field of lanterns* Oniyx: *Grumbles*

Sam: Everything alright?
Oniyx: Nothing... *Evades the lanterns* *There was someone in the middle of the lantern field
with a smaller person*
Sam: Who are they?
Oniyx: Who? *Looking around * it is hard for me to see things with these stupid lanterns
everywhere.. *They looked at Sam as he spoke, they looked scared*
Sam: *Notices* Nothing, nevermind. Must be seeing things.

Oniyx: Alright. *trying to find their way*

Sam: *Watches the figures while waiting for Oniyx to continue*
*The taller figure grabbed the smaller figure and put them on their shoulders looking at Oniyx with a negative expression, before grabbing a lantern an walking off*
Oniyx: Can you see through this??

Sam: *Turns to Oniyx* Huh? What?
Oniyx: Can you see through these lanterns. They are too bright for me to see anything... Those stupid OCs keep trying to harm us...

Sam: Uh...yeah, mostly I guess. Why?
Oniyx: Could you guide us?
Sam: To where? Still not entirely sure where we're going.
Oniyx: Uhhhhh, go whichever way I'm facing.. just out of the lanterns
Sam: *Goes in that direction*
Oniyx: *Follows*

Sam: So uh...anything I should be looking for?

Oniyx: I can easily guide us out of the lanterns...

Oniyx: Ah! We are out! Thank you. This way, the castle is right ahead

Sam: *Follows*

*They enter a small village, an average sized castle slowly approached*

Sam: Well...I expected it to look creepier.

*There were lots of coughing around, Oniyx didn't seem to care. There were town folks around looking at Sam, some holding their hand out*
Sam: Are they okay? *Stares at the townsfolk around him*
Oniyx: Don't stare
Sam: *Looks away* You didn't answer my question.
Oniyx: ...
Sam: What's going on here? I want an answer.

Oniyx: Us static haven't exactly been the best to adapt to this new environment... Most of us are getting very sick...

Sam: Oh...that's very sad.

Oniyx: Cmon.

Sam: *Follows*
*They approached the castle, there were guards everywhere* 

Sam: Wow...Lotta guards. Must be something important in here.
Oniyx: Well this is where all the important people are, obviously. Right this way, don't worry, most of the guards don't bite.
Sam: *Continues following*
*They enter in, things felt crowded but empty
Oniyx: Stay close
Sam: Alright.

Oniyx: *There was a hall to the right and a path straight ahead. The path ahead seemed to be more important, but Oniyx turned right*

Sam: *Follows*
Oniyx: *Stops at a door to the left, there was a gold plate on the door, but it want in English. She
took a breath*
Sam: What does that thing on the door say?
Oniyx: Nothing important.. Ready?
Sam: *Shrugs* Still not entirely sure what we're doing.

Oniyx: I am seeing if Stalk approves of you! *She sighed* Please, try to act normal.. or... Something..

Sam: *Puts on a straight face* That serious, huh?
Oniyx: Yeah... You may get eaten if he doesn't but you don't have to worry about that, he doesn't do that all the time. Just act like you are well known and stuff...
Sam: Well known- what does that mean?
Oniyx: Known by at least.... 20 people.

Sam: ...You realise only a few people know about me, right? I'm Legend's little secret.

Oniyx: Exactly why you need to act like you do!! Listen! This is my last chance. Please...

Sam: *Sighs* Alright. I'll do my best.

Oniyx: Are you ready?
Sam: *Nods*
Oniyx: *Takes a breath and enters. There was a VERY tall snake man in the chair* Hello Stalk, I have brought someone worthy.
Stalk: ....
Sam: *Bows politely* A pleasure to meet you.
Stalk: ... Thanksss Oniyxxx for finding sssomeone ssso quickly... *Turns to Sam* Sso what isss your name.
Oniyx: *Relieved*

Sam: *Intimidated but showing literally no signs* I am known as Sam the Secretive.
Stalk: Why do they call you Sssam the sssecretive..?

Sam: I know many things, but I keep my mouth shut. Keep secrets. And most don't know my intentions with that information...but I'm always willing to open up for a price. Or a good cause.

Stalk: *Seemed satisfied by that answer* Sssam... What do you think you can do to help ussss.

Oniyx: ! *Not expecting this question, hoping Sam answers well*

Sam: Information is a valuable thing, is it not? Though I'm sure you have plenty of that already...don't you?

Stalk: Yess, we do

Sam: I figured as much. But what about a fly on the wall? I'm an excellent spy...

Stalk: A ssspy.... The last information ssspy knowing little brat we had backstabbed uss!!

Oniyx: He has been gone for many years, Stalk, trust me, Sam is definitely the guy we are looking for! He is by our side! *Looked at Sam worried*
Sam: *Shakes head sadly* Sounds like your spy wasn't committed. A coward. False advertising...

Stalk: *Not convinced*
Sam: It's never wise to judge others based on the decisions of those from the past. Just because they did something as foolish as backstabbing you, doesn't mean someone such as myself would. Though I can absolutely see why you would be hesitant.
Stalk:....
Stalk: *Stared at Sam very intensely*
Sam: *Stared back*
Stalk: Do you have powers of any type?

Sam: I can seperate my consciousness from my body

Stalk: ......... Is that it?
Sam: I can create various objects at will.
Stalk: Show me
Sam: *Several knives appear around Sam, and a blue light appears behind him, manifesting into a chair that he sits on*
Stalk: Not bad, kid. Onyix, where did you find this one.

Oniyx: Um.. outside!...Sir.
Stalk: .... He issss in... Leave now... Oniyx, I would think you know what to do know.

Oniyx: Yes, sir. *She walks up to Sam relieved*

Oniyx: This way, Sam.... Before he changes his mind..
*She guides him to the door
Sam: *Follows, the knives and chair disappearing*
Oniyx: *Leaves*
Sam: *Follows again*
Oniyx: We just need to see P then we're good... We're good buddies actually, he was the one who got me this job
Sam: *Nods and whispers* Are we out of Stalk's hearing range?
Oniyx: He is a Beta static, you are WAYYY out of range.
Sam: *Sighs in relief* That was intense...
Oniyx: Yep... *Walks back to the main hall and continues down the way they didn't go down before, there were two large doors*
Sam: *Follows* To be honest, the making stuff appear is Legend's thing. Wasn't even sure I could do that.

Oniyx: Whatever you did just be glad yo did it.. now you need to be seen by one more person, to officially call you our war bringer

Sam: Your what?
Oniyx: War bringer, you will be the one to force those outside of this place to give us material we need. And if not... You bring war
Sam: I was not told that before we started this.
Oniyx: I mean... You I wouldn't ditch me this far in.... Right?

Sam: Of course not. I'm an entity of my word. It'll just be a Moon Knight-esque situation. Legend can't know I'm doing this.

Oniyx: *Gasp* YOU WATCH MOON KNIGHT?!
Sam: *Nods* Yeah.
Oniyx: I didn't even know people outside of the closet had TVs, that is so cool!!
Sam: ...Why wouldn't we?
Oniyx: Oh... Just a rumor I guess. It's obviously wrong though...... Right?

Sam: Yes, that's a rumor. Everyone I know has a TV.

Oniyx: *They reach the two big doors*
Sam: Damn...those are some big doors.
Oniyx: The architects were dumb
Sam: I'd say. What's the practical use of such large doors?
Oniyx: *Pushes open the door*
Sam: *Waits patiently*
*The open door reveals a throne with a tiny bat in it*
Sam: ...
???: State your names!

Oniyx: I am Oniyx, The Praisor. And this is Sam the Secretive. He is here
for your blessing
Sam: *Bows politely* A pleasure to meet you.

Praisor: Oh.... Okay. *Hops off the chair/throne*

Sam: *Stands normally and watches him*

Sam blinks for a second and they were human*

Sam: *Unphased* Hello there.

Praisor: *Pulls a sword of from the hold on his belt and aims it at Sam*

Sam: *Several knives surround Praisor* Why, we only just met. You sure you wish to make that mistake?
Praisor: ....

Oniyx: Nonono it is okay!! It is tradition... Sorry for him Praisor...

Praisor: I best have his head on a stick for that.......

Oniyx: !

Praisor: But I am tired today..

Oniyx: Okay Sam... Put the knifes away..... *Very nervous*
Sam: *The knives disappear* My apologies. I am afraid I was not made aware of this fact beforehand. *Glares at Oniyx*

Oniyx: *Gave an awkward smile*

Praisor: ..... If I point this sword at you...... Sid.. are you going to try to kill me again?
Sam: Unless it's done with hostile intent, no I will not. That would be very disrespectful to do twice.
Praisor: Do you promise to never traffic with traitors.
Sam: To the best of my ability. I would need a list of "traitors", however.
Praisor: Yes or no.

Sam: Yes.

Praisor: Your job as the War bringer is that you must collect material we require, and bring war upon those who do not cooperate. Do you promise to fight for materials we need, even against those you trust, including friends and family members?
Sam: ...Indeed. Not like anyone did anything for me. I don't owe them anything.
Praisor: As the war bringer. You may need to go all out on extreme cases. Do you acknowledge that you may need to kill someone?

Sam: Wouldn't be the first time.

Praisor: This only works if you say Yes .. or no ...
Sam: Yes, I acknowledge this fact.

Praisor: Will you come to me when summoned by your Static phone?

Sam: Yes. It may take some time, but yes.

Praisor: Last one, do you acknowledge that failing to do any one of these will result in death
Sam: Ooh, a tempting offer. Almost makes me want to fail on purpose...Yes, I acknowledge this fact.
Praisor:............ Then I dub thee the new War Bringer for the static.....
Praisor: *Holds out his hand*
Sam: *Shakes it*

Praisor: *Shakes Sam's hand* Good find Rock

Oniyx: Oh.. it's ... It's Oniy-

Praisor: Yeah yeah go get me a coffee or something. *Takes off the glove he shook Sams hand with and throws it away*
Sam: *Stares at his own hand, before cutting it off and burning it*

Oniyx: *Walks shamefully away to go get some coffee*

Sam: *Follows Oniyx* Hey, cheer up. Don't let that guy put you down.

Oniyx: ....

Sam: *Stares at his glowing blue stump* I need to come up with an excuse for this. *Looks at 

Oniyx* Any ideas?

Oniyx: The cat did it *Changes into a cat*

Sam: ...Works for me. *Grabs an extra glove from his pocket and putz it over the stump, where it acts as if it's still filled with a hand*

Oniyx: ...... *Goes to the coffee machine and makes the coffee*

Sam: *Watches* So...what kinda coffees does that thing make?

Oniyx: Black coffee

Sam: Anything to put in the black coffee to give it flavor?

Oniyx: Do you?

Sam: *Checks pocket and finds another pancake* Why does Legend have these in his pockets?!

Oniyx: Wait.... Are those what you gave me when we first met?

Sam: Not the same ones, I think Legend refilled them after our little adventure...but yeah, they're the same kind of pancakes.

Oniyx: ......... Can I have it...?

Sam: Yeah, go ahead. *Hands her the pancakes*

Oniyx: *Still in cat form* *Eats it*

Sam: *Looks around*

*it was a big room, Praisor was sleeping in his throne, but decorating was little to none, with a few Collums every now and again*

Sam: This place is bland as hell...

Oniyx: Not much we can decorate with when we are allergic to half the Earth

Sam: I suppose that's a point.

Oniyx: *Human* *Grabs the coffee and walks to Praisor*

Sam: *Follows, not knowing what else to do*

Oniyx: *Sets it next to Praisor, before turning to Sam* You wanna get some food?

Sam: *Tilts head, seeming thoughtful* Yeah, I should have time.

Oniyx: Alright, this way. *Leads the way out of the castle*

Sam: *Follows*

Oniyx: We have a few restaurants around, they are quite expensive though.. but I can pay

Sam: What kind of money do they take?

Oniyx: Paperclips

Sam: ...Paperclips. Your currency is paperclips.

Oniyx: No, everyone takes different types of currency. The place we are going to just takes paperclips
Sam: Oh. Well I have plenty of those. Can't go anywhere without finding a paperclip...

Oniyx: Really?

Sam: Yup. They're used as general supplies for various things, so they just accumulate over time.

Oniyx: Oh....

Sam: What?
Oniyx: We Don't get a lot of things here so....

Oniyx: It is just around the corner... Don't talk to anyone

Sam: Alright then.

*There was a little place with a cloth for a roof*

Sam: *Doesn't say anything*

Oniyx: *Chirps* 

*A static pops his head up and chirps back*

Sam: *Watching*

Oniyx: *Chirps and holds up two fingers* 

*The other person nods and holds out their hand, and Oniyx shuffles in her bag*

Sam: *Whispers to Oniyx* Need paperclips?

Oniyx: No. *Pulls out 16 papers clips and them to the person before he pulls out to very suspicious looking wraps, which were wrapped in tinfoil*
Sam: *Watches patiently*
Oniyx: *Grabs the wrap and hands one to Sam*
Oniyx: *Starts to walk away*
Sam: *Follows*
Oniyx: Jeez I haven't had these in so long... *Has a bite*
Sam: *Bites into his own*
*There was an acidy flavor, and it was very crunchy, but other than that it just tasted like a gyro*
Sam: What's in this?
Oniyx: .... You know I'm not really sure... *Has another bite*
Sam: *Also bites his again*
*Tastes the same*

Sam: Is there battery in this, perhaps? That would explain the acidic taste and crunchiness...

Oniyx: No that is the tin foil

Sam: The what?
Oniyx: The tin foil... Are you blind? It is wrapped around the sandwich
Sam: ...I thought I unwrapped that- God, Legend's memory has begun to affect me...*Unwraps it properly*
Oniyx: *Surprised* You aren't supposed to unwrap that. It is part of the meal

Sam: *Sighs and rewraps it* Y'all have weird taste in food...

Oniyx: Your the weird ones in my opinion... Give me your phone
Sam: *Continues eating*

Oniyx: ...

Sam: *Looks at her* What?
Oniyx: I asked if you would give me your phone.
Sam: Uh...which one? Legend gas two. *Pulls out the normal phone and the static phone*
Oniyx: *Snatches the normal phone* What witchcraft is this???
Sam: It's a phone...
Oniyx: Not one of ours..... *Gives it back*
Sam: Yeah, it's one of Anubis's design. All of his OCs have one.
Oniyx: Weird..... Give me your static phone
Sam: *Hands her the static phone*
Oniyx: *Pulls down an invisible marker and pulls something out of the air and puts it on his phone* there!
Sam: And you just did...?
Oniyx: Oh! I just gave you the list of wanted criminals and a nice little tele button!

Sam: *Looks at the list*
-Mischief
-Hoxo
-Vaen
-Raivage
-Flare
-Rocko
-Uni
-Ooni
-Piper
-Signal
-Boxi
Sam: Hmm...I've read about Mischief, but don't recognize any of these other names.
Oniyx: Most of them are "Lost Souls." OCs first forgotten by the owner, but remembered eventually. They are a pain in our tail. They are the ones who set up those lanterns....
Sam: I see...
Oniyx: *Finished her food* Well, let's get you home.
Sam: Alright.
Oniyx: Speaking of the lanterns... We are probably going to have to go through them again
Sam: I can get rid of some, if you'd like.
Oniyx: Could you?
Sam: Oh sure.
Oniyx: Oh.... Okay. Um... over here
Sam: Alright.
*They approach*
Sam: *Pulls out a gun* Think this'll work?
Oniyx: WTF- NO!!
Sam: ...*The gun disappears* Okay...guess we'll take the other way. *Pulls out a sledgehammer*
Oniyx: No
Sam: Aww, come on! You said you wanted the lanterns gone, I'm offering solutions!

Oniyx: Don't break them, that is worse

Sam: How? Explain what I'm doing wrong.
Oniyx: Well there are fire wasps in the lanterns so anything that doesn't involve breaking the lanterns is good

Sam: Ahh...*Pulls out a drill* Guess we'll do this the long way.

Oniyx: .... Just pick up the lanterns...
Sam: *Starts picking up lanterns*

Oniyx: *Blind because of light still around*
Sam: *Stuffs them in a sack, which seems infinitely deep*
???: *Whisper yell* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Sam: *Looks around*

*The was a bunny looking person*

 ???: Don't move those!! They will get to us!

Sam: *Looks back at Oniyx then back to the other person with a finger over his mouth, then turns back to Oniyx* Uh oh, looks like my bag is full. I'll have to do this another time.
Oniyx: Oh... Okay! Thank you for moving a few though! If yo guide me through I will get you to where you need to be
Sam: Alright. *Turns back to the bunny person and shoos them away* So...basically just retracing our steps?
???: *They hide in the fog*
Oniyx: Yeah pretty much
Sam: Alright...this way. *Walks in the direction away from the bunny person*
Oniyx: Hey, no wait, I insist I walk you back
Sam: *Stops* Alright.
???: ..... *Confused*

 Oniyx: I still can't see... Mind guiding me through to the point where I can?
Sam: Uh...looks like where I was going is good.

Oniyx: ..... Are you sure...?

Sam: Honestly...I have no idea.

Oniyx: Then?
Sam: I don't see anything I recognize to retrace our steps from earlier.
Oniyx: ..... That is because we walked through the fog, we have to go through the fog again to get back

Sam: Uh...Okay.

Oniyx: ...... Let's just go back to town
Sam: Alright...but I gotta get home soon or Legend's gonna be fucking confused.
Oniyx: .... This is actually a good thing. Try that new tele button I put on your phone, you should be able to teleport wherever you need too with in 1600 meters.
Sam: *Pushes the button*

*They were outside of Ganxer's house*

Sam: Huh...well then.
*It was quiet*
Sam: *Walks home*