Linxer was sleeping.

Narrator kicks down Ganxer's door

Narrator: Gan, we have a problem!! Wake up!! 

Linxer: She rubbed her eyes. Hm....?

Narrator: Gan, Gan... The toilet is smoking!

Linxer: What...?

Narrator: C'mon, Ganxer, hurry up!! 

Linxer: Ganxer? 

Narrator: C'monnnnn, I am not joking! Hurry!!! I don't know how to fix it!!!

Linxer: confused

Narrator: See! Look!

Linxer: I am so lost....

Narrator: She was snickering. It is smoking! Do something, Gan!!

Linxer: Who the hell is Gan? Who are you? Where am I? And..... why  did you do this.. just..... w h y . . ?

Narrator: What? Now you are making me confused.....

Linxer: Did I get drugged again? Is this just an illusion.....?

Narrator: Drugged? What?! Are you feeling alright? Do you need me to call Ghost over to check your temperature?

Linxer: Ghost?! I knew it! You must be another one of his scientists... but they are usually human.....  What are you?

Linxer pokes Narrator's face.

Narrator: Yeah.. I am taking you to Ghost.

Linxer: Noooo, don't take me to the bad man!!! 

Narrator: Bad man? I know you don't like him very much.. but that is just rude....

Linxer: I don't even know what is going on! Since when did my facility get moved to this mansion?!

Narrator: GHOST!!!!! Get your ass over here or I am going to kill Ganxer! 

Ghost ran as fast as he could to the sound of Narrator.

Ghost: Please don't hurt her... I am here.... what did you need me for?

Linxer: Hisss, get the bad man away from mee!!!

Ghost: (Bad man...? only Linxer calls me that...)

Narrator: Why do you keep calling him that?! Please fix her Ghost... I don't know what is wrong with her.. even though I didn't try anything..and I am too lazy to do anything anyways, I am leaving her with you.

Ghost: Uh... That isn't Ganxer you know.... I don't think it is at least......

Narrator: What? If it isn't Gan, then who is it?

Ghost: Can you check her neck, please? 

Narrator: Okay? There is nothing there, other than her neck..

Ghost: I knew it! That isn't Ganxer, that is Linxer.... and she does not like me... 

Ghost backed away a bit. 

Narrator: And what do you want me to do?

Ghost: I don't know.. let her be? It would definitely be pay back for when Ganxer attacks us..

Narrator: She attacks you?!

Ghost: She tried to poison you yesterday for not helping her write!!

Narrator: Right-

Ghost: Just imagine all the damage she will have to clean up when she gets back.

Linxer: What.... Are you saying I am a disaster waiting to happen? 

Narrator: She is gonna find a loophole.. she always does.....

Ghost: Wait- you are right! We must plan ahead.. Shifter!!!!!

Linxer: Shifter is here?! Did he betray me?! Ugh.. I am breaking up with him when I see him again....

Narrator: Shhh, shhh. It is okay little baby... All you gotta do it wreck the house as much as you can! 

Linxer: Why would I do that? Is this some kind of test?

Narrator: Because if you don't I will.... um....... kill.... Ghost?

Linxer: Sold!

Linxer flexed her fingers to reveal extremely sharp claws, and she ran or rather.... she was running quadrupedal.

Narrator just watched as the wild, untamed, beast ran away, into the sunset painted wall.

Crash!

Linxer rubbed her head before continuing down a different path.

Narrator: She will be fine. 

Narrator pulled out her phone and headed to her room (her void).

Linxer was destroying the couch.

Felicity: The hell it going on up there? Felicity moved aside the couch to see the rabid Linxer, before moving the couch back.

Felicity: Fuck that!

Linxer: Punches the TV, yeets the glass cups onto the floor, throws silverware everywhere.

Cinnico: Hey, fam! Wassup! A knife misses Cinnico's head but by 3 inches

Cinnico closes the door.

Linxer scratches up the rug, and attacks a few paintings. 

Ghost: Ooo- Ganxer is not going to like that..... 

Linxer: You! She jumped toward Ghost, claws out, but she phased through Ghost.

Linxer; What the-

Ghost: Yeah.. I thought you were going to do that.. That is why I am a hologram...

Linxer: You little-

Ghost: Okay- bye!

Linxer: Rahhh!!!

Puri was huddled in a little corner, shaking.

Linxer: yeets a bookcase in Puri's direction by accident

Puri: They whimpered before becoming a puddle.

3 Hours of Linxer ruining the entire house.

Ganxer: Enters the house through a shadow on the front door. 

Ganxer: Ah it is good to be ho-................ JINX! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!

Jinx: Distant crying

Ganxer: JINX, GET IN HERE BEFORE YOU HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE WITH DIXEN!!

Jinx: Scared stary noises.

Ganxer: Did Benefit teach you a lesson about this?

Jinx: It.. Sniff It wasn't me........

Ganxer: Stop lying.. it is always you.

There was a distant sound of glass breaking.

Ganxer: Tf was that... Jinx are you using magic to do that?

Jinx: I told you... it wasn't meeeeeee.

Ganxer: You are still #1 sus till I find a better suspect.

Jinx: Crying

Ganxer headed toward the noise by shadow hopping.

Linxer: I AM THE GODDESS OF DESTRUCTION! 

Ganxer: Oh.... Okay Jinx, you are free to go.

Linxer: Hm? She looked back to see only Jinx

Jinx: H-Hello.....

Linxer: Hey there scientist! Ready to dust?

Jinx: Nooooooo Spawns a glitchy star and rides it away.

Linxer is about to chase Jinx

Ganxer: Yeah, no... She took over Linxer.

Ganxer: Fun... now that this is dealt this.. I gotta deal with the mess.... Let's review this one's memory to see who is responsible....

Ganxer: Ok... So Narrator and Ghost..... 

Ganxer: NARRATOR, GHOST!!!!!

They didn't show up.

Ganxer: Fine... She waved her hand and the house went back to normal. 

Ganxer: This is why I don't take days off..... 

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(THHE NEXT DAY)

Ghost was teleported to a giant closed in room with no entry or exit, filled to the brim with trash.

Ghost: ?

Ganxer: Ah! Ghost! Welcome, welcome.. I need you to sort through this trash and figure out what can be recycled and what cannot be. Oh also. When it is all sorted you cango, but everytime a trashcan is used, you will have more trash to sort. She hands him some rubber gloves and a toy grabby claw. Have fun~

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Narrator hers teleported to a room with extremely bright colors with no exit or entry.

Ganxer: Why hello Narrator! I have sent you to this room for obvious reasons, and you will be in here till Ghost finishes what he is doing. Also, I took your phone, and books. YOu will get them back when Ghost is done. She pushes the button and the bright vibrant colors start to spin, or was the room spinning. No one could tell, it felt like you were spinning though.

Ganxer: Okay, bye!!