So I go to my friend I tell her
"hey Kai can you teach me how to be an egg dog"
and she looks at me with the weirdest expression I swear and she says what's an egg dog and I'm like freaking out cuz I'm like what do you mean you don't know what an eggdog is and she's like no I don't and I'm like okay, and I turn to Sam and I say
"Sam, do you know what an eggdog is?"

And she shook her head. As we walked down the hall she said if it is anything it is an egg shaped like a dog

And I shook my head and laughed.
"I guess no one can teach me to be an eggdog"

And Kai brings out her phone and says Hey google what is an eggdog ?

And sees the pic of an egg dog and we bust out laughing.

Is that it?
I laugh and nod my head. Yes that is an egg dog.

We walk further down the hall and asks herself "Am I an eggdog?"

I'm sorry this is just so random I just thought I would share.