WARNING!
CONTAINS SEXUAL MENTIONS!
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//PaulTord//

Irioucity: *looking at PaulTord sin*

Tord: WhAtChA dOiNg?

Irioucity: shit! *throws tablet across the room and breaks it*

Tord: ...

Irioucity: *insane laughter*

Tord: !!! *runs away*

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//MatTord//

Irioucity: *knocks on Matt's door*

Matt: ... Yeah...?

Irioucity: Can you tell Tord to contain his moans while you're fucking him, it's getting quite distracting.

Matt: ... 0//-//0

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//EddTord//

Irioucity: *walks down the stairs to the kitchen*

Tord: *shaking*

Irioucity: Woah dude... are you ok?

Tord: Mm~... no... haH~!

Irioucity: ... Oh... did Edd stick the thing up your.. uh....

Tord: *nods*

Irioucity: *nervously laughs then stops* fuck food, I'm outta here-

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//EduarTord (?????)//
(Is this even a thing????)

Eduardo: Hey, Loser!

Tord: *groans* What the fuc-

Eduardo: I bet you're good in bed~

Tord: *blushes and wide eyed* wh-what...?

Eduardo: Oh, uhhh... n-nothing!

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//JonTord (?????????????)//
(I don't even fucking ship this but whatever)

Tord: *hugging Ghost!Jon* imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry-!!!

Jon: *chuckles* It's ok, Tord! I forgive you! You just lost control in... y'know... sanity...

Tord: *sobbing* I can't be forgiven for killing someone...! You know that...!

Jon: *frowns* I know, Tord... look on the bright side!

Tord: There IS no bright side!

Jon: Yes, there is! It's you!

Tord: *looks up at him blushing*

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Myself x Me
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: Man, we lonely as fuck
Me: I know, man....
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: wanna go get ice cream?
Me: hell yeah.