Mk.. So our town had a power outage today and so we went to Sonic in hopes of getting something cold to drink in this 109° weather. I ended up getting a Rootbeer Float, my heaven for the day. After paying for that, my brother's Route 22 Sprite, and my sister's small Dr.Pepper; we headed home. I live like 3 blocks from Sonic, so ya. As soon as we got home my other 12 siblings had finally arrived. My oldest brother asked me where his drink was. He was the oldest between his twin brother and him. He's an asshole. I responded with, "Honey, if you want something, you have money and legs. Go get yourself something. I'm not your maid and the only reason I got these two anything is cause I'm the fucking babysitter. Reason being I'm the babysitter? I'm hella more mature than all of y'all combined." They all looked at me dumbfounded. My little brother that I took to Sonic looked up at me and said, "Run sissy run." I knew why.. but I stayed put. My eldest brother approached me with a smirk.

My first thought was, "He's gonna rape me, get help!"

As soon as he reached me, I just smiled up at him innocently. He smiled innocently, then grabbed my Rootbeer Float and ran. I chased him around the house screaming at him while everyone else just sat there laughing. If he didn't have my Rootbeer Float I would've slapped them all, but sadly he had my Rootbeer Float. After about five minutes of running he headed for the door to outside. He opened the door... AND FUCKING THREW MY ROOTBEER FLOAT!

It landed on the sidewalk with a splop... And I died. I got pissed off and whooped his ass to the farthest galaxy. I headed back down to Sonic and bought another one. As soon as I headed back home, I couldn't find anyone. I walked towards the Kitchen and as soon as I reached the door.. Everyone jumped out from somewhere and scared the hell out of me. I FUCKING DROPPED MY ROOTBEER FLOAT! All of them now have a few bruises somewhere on their body. I had to clean 2 Rootbeer Floats, say sorry to my siblings, and deal with no air conditioning. What a day. Lesson for the day? Never trust anyone with around your Rootbeer Float and beat the shit out of anyone who does anything to you or it. Case closed... I also got an ass whooping from my parents.. So I guess don't beat them to the point they have bruises.... T-T

Have a good day.....