Name: Arlis (I can't come up with a last or middle name for him T^T)
Height: 6.4 ( they're all massive 0o0)
Weight: 178
Age: 17
Grade: 11

Arlis is Jay's best friend and is recently one of Mike's too. He enjoys gaming and having sleepovers with his two best friends even though they're well past the appropriate age. He loves The Smiths with an unhealthy passion and often argues with Jay over who's better, Smiths vs. Cure. He's also pretty into grunge, disco, grunge, and Punk. Much like Jay, he's never had a girlfriend or boyfriend and prefers his hand to actually getting laid, something him and Jay share in common and Mike can't grasp. His dad is 6.3 and his mom is 5.11, which makes him and his brother and sister all pretty tall for they're age. He thinks of Mike as being their adorable puppy and loves the fact that he finally has someone who will cry with him as he watches chic flicks. He loathes anything currently popular and is somewhat of a recluse. He's always fine with making a fool of himself in public, as long as he has fun with it. Mike and him will often for some reason make elaborate, cheesy dances to songs like Rock Your Body, Boom Boom Boom Boom, Toxic, I Was Gonna Cancel, and many others which Jay will occasionally join in on. He loves belting out songs with Mike and overall, being a dork. He always judges Mike for his love of Animal Crossing and Disney princess movies. He refuses to ever trim his Jew fro short and secretly sobs in his room if they went to a barber who cuts his hair to short.