*smacks head on oven*

So I'm making it canon that Narnia did in fact have a Bara boyfriend B.D.P. (Before Darcy & Percy)

He name was Ren and he was a mob boss

They met at a monthly local gang meeting when Narnia went in to represent her gang when the leader wasn't feelin' it

He low key looks like Road Hog??? But like, you don't really notice until it's pointed out

Anywhore

• He likes the call Narnia, 'Daylight' because of her hair and eyes and I think it's one of the cutest things I've ever come up with

• Seriously Daylight is so cute

•Narnia calls him Bear and that's adorable too

• His maternal grandmother is Japanese and his mom wanted to keep the Japanese heritage alive so she named him, 'Ren' when means 'love'

• He can kick some serious ass

• He can also destroy ass if you catch my drift

• He got his scar from when he first became a boss

• He big cos his dad was a Hawaiian wrestler

• He has a weird accent because of his mother being born and raised in Japan and his father being Hawaiian

• He's very hairy though his lineage kinda goes against that

• Like is that racist??? I'm sorry I just never seen a hairy Asian or Hawaiian

• They like to do it face to face a lot

• It's so they can see each other at their most vulnerable moments and it forms trust between them

• They also do it like that because the person who moans first has to make/get breakfast the next morning no matter what

These lumps
I know you wanna slump up on
These lumps
But you can't cos you're a chump
A chuuuuuuuu-uuu-ump

• I'm gonna draw what those teeth can do tomorrow

• Ren doesn't openly discuss his life but when asked he will talk for hours

• The guy is actually really cute no one understands how he became a mob boss

• He takes selfies with his gf at Starbucks about coffee and cake pops like how is this guy a killer who can easily take you out with his pinkie

• And that's why Narnia went on to quit gangs all together and go be a stripper where she mets her future lovers Darcy and Percy

• Lmao the end

• Toodles

Lmao I drew Missy too