Sorry but I'm seriously about to stab someone

Dear Assholes Who Keep Unfollowing Me,

I hope you realize that as soon as you unfollow, I have to go and find your dumb ass in the following section. You wanna know why? It's because I have to have an equal number for the Follow and Following count. I have O.C.D., it has to be even or I'm gonna flip my shit. So, whenever you unfollow, I stop everything I'm doing and immediately go to fix it.

So before you hit that Follow Button to unfollow, I hope you realize what you're doing because you're making me nearly cry.

I don't care, I honestly don't give a single shit about my follower count, but what I do care about is that it has to be the same number or I'm gonna kill someone.

So, in other words,

FUCK

YOU

Still Fuck You,

Oberon

EDIT:

I GODDAMN FOUND YOU YA BITCH FUCK YOU