There was a Power Outage at school today, and everyone was like:
Aw yiss gonna get dismissed early

But it was like the period before lunch, so we all went to lunch and the principal, the Sargent who teaches JROTC, vice principal, other important dude, another important person, we're all gathered in the center all talking about the outage. They got this megaphone, and the principal tried to turn it on but it started making a noise like the sound from the Purge

So I took my hat that was on the table and said:

'tHE PURGE IS STARTING'

*puts on hat*

'THERE ARE NO RUUUUUUUULES'

(But after I said that, a couple minutes later the power came back on I cried I really wanted to go home)