A/N THIS CONTAINS SWEARING! 

Poem 1.

There was a little bird, on my windowsill, I fed that bird some crums of bread. THEN I SMASHED IT'S FUCKING HEAD! My dad told me that one. It's a joke. xD

Poem 2. 

Those who write upon the walls, Roll their shit in little balls. Those who read those words of wit, Eat those little balls of shit! Yeah...IDK......Again my dad told me this one. 

Poem 3. 

Here i sit with no sense, Pissing upon an electric fence. Curled my hair, Burnt my balls, made me shit my overalls! XD Also from my dad. He didn't make any of these he heard them and told me and my sibling! XD

SO yeh. Poems i have been told for a long time! XD

Have you ever heard the rhyme taffy the welshman? If not look it up! It's awesome!