Holy shit

1K reads

and this is #9 in Random what

omigod

this calls for something special

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THATS RIGHT ITS THE SEGMENT SEGMENT!!

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Envy: nYAAAAARG

Mia: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAUX DEMON

Envy: I DON'T SPEAK YOUR FANCY SPANISH

Mia: IT'S CALLED FRENCH, AND BESIDES, ITS A WORD EVERYONE USES!

Envy: and i am not a demon

Mia:   t h e  n   w h a t   a r e   y o u   d o i n g   h e r e

Envy: I live here

n

Envy: WHAT WAS THAT

ny

Mia: I DUNNO ITS SCARY

nye

Rainflight: [runs in] YOU TWO BETTER NOT BE MESSING AROUND WITH THE LIGHTS AGAIN

nyeh

Mia: What makes you think we're doing it?

nyeh 

Rainflight: You two are usually behind this sort of thing.

nyeh h

Cloudwing: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAaaay wait what?

nyeh he

Rainflight: Know anything about this weird noise?

nyeh heh

Vivi: *throws paper towel tube* BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

nyeh heh 

Rainflight: Okay, you two have to calm down!!

nyeh heh h

Envy/Mia: *writhing on the ground in agony*

nyeh heh he

Envy: IT'S ROYCE ALL OVER AGAIN

N Y E H    H E H    H E H ! ! ! !

[sparkly cloud of poof]

[Nyeh Heh Heh begins playing]

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! WHAT IS THIS? HUMANS, READY TO BE CAPTURED?

sans: i think some of them are ready to be... cat-tured

Papyrus: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSANS

Envy: okay first of all, neither of us are humans. Second-

Oriana, Vivi: BITCH WE'RE BOTH HUMAN

Papyrus: *throws MTT-brand soap* WASH YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS

Vivi: TRY ME BITCH

Royce: oh hey guys

All but Papyrus and Sans: OH DEAR GOD WHY

Royce: relax, I'm not for twenty one pilots anymore.

is it even possible to change your fandom like that?
dunno, oriana is like fifteen different ones, so maybe.
THIS IS ALL TOO SUDDEN
i wanna change my fandom!

Royce: cinema staff

All but Papyrus and Sans: *screech*

sans: bro do you have any idea what's going on here?

Papyrus: No... not a clue. BUT I WILL FIND OUT! NYEH HEH HEH!

ENvy: for you two skelebros, imma do this for you~

Mia: ENVY NU

Envy: Royce first came to us representing twenty one pilots, and immediately started singing in weird letters which resulted in a screeching noise and now we all hate her.

Papyrus: But now she's not representing twenty one pilots?

Envy: Nope.

Papyrus: Then how many pilots is she representing?

sans: *fake sniffle* bro i'm so proud of you

Papyrus: Why is he proud of me?

Mia: twenty one pilots is a band, you just punned us all.

Papyrus: nnnnnnnNNNNNNYYYYEH
SANS YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

sans: i did nothing

Papyrus: *teeth gritted* Anyways, what's the problem with the human Royce now?

Mia: Now she's representing cinema staff.

Papyrus: Um...?

Rainflight: It's a band. A Japanese rock band, and we don't know Japanese. Plus Royce is awful at singing. So, bad annunciation plus bad singing equals-

Papyrus: Complete and total chaos?

Rainflight, Mia, Envy: Precisely. 

Royce: Don't listen to them, skeleton~ They're just jealous of my Mizuki-like singing voice.

Envy: You sound nothing like Mizuki.

Royce: I SOUND EXACTLY LIKE HIM 
<sings, sounds exactly like Mizuki>

Everyone is blown away

Royce: *stops singing* You know, I'm just too into the green to tell you guys how I did this, but I don't want to cause any Drama, so I'm gonna tell the skeleton and the deadman here her method. ((A/N: INTO THE GREEN, DRAMA, SKELETON, DEADMAN, AND HER METHOD ARE ALL CINEMA STAFF SONGS GO LISTEN TO THEM))

Envy, Mia, Rainflight: GODDAMMIT

Papyrus: ...I don't get it.

//Suddenly, flowers!//

[sans' left eye glows blue]

Envy: Whoa... dude, are you okay?

Papyrus: Oh, hi Flowey!

Flowey: Howdy, Papyrus~

Mia: HOLY SHIT IT TALKS

Flowery: *giggles* What? Have you never seen a talking flower before?

Mia: I've seen a salesperson take over the nation, but not a talking flower, no.

Envy: I've seen an entire country turned into a single immortal being but same here.

Rainflight: *faints because yarrow decided to talk*

Papyrus: Uh, cat...? Are you alright?

sans: i-i don't think the cat's the one to make a hissy fit over...

Papyrus: SANS WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU ALRIGHT
.
..
...
ALSO THIS IS NO TIME FOR PUNS

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meh cliffhangers

oh and thank you mah people for reading this chitty shitty book :) you da man

*smokes a dog treat*

anyways this thing has hit 1K READS OMSC AND ITS #9 IN RANDOM LAST NIGHT IT WAS #47 WTF

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCK

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO DAMN MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

OMG I

I *sniffle*

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME BROS

I NEVER IMAGINED SEEING 1K READS ON ONE OF MY BOOKS 

wellmaybeatthestartbutikindalostthatdreamwithintwomonths

THANK YOU ALL

love ya ;)

-Rainflight, the one who loved too much