Water bottle:

Normie.

Sink water:

Saving money at it's fi- oh wait water bills.

Water in a can:

...Where do you find this...? A-and why don't you just get bottled water...? Is it more cheap or something...??

Pond/lake/river water

You live in the wild don't you? Or maybe you're a hillbilly. But I mean it's free water.... FREE DIRTY AND POLLUTED WATER!!

Ocean/sea/salt water

I'm sorry but how are you alive again?

Hose water:

You see, hose water isn't good for you. It could have lead in it depending on your hose. Also it could have other weird toxins and chemicals and all that crap. So all I have to say is; are you okay?

Pressure water:

I- are you okay mentally and physically?

Pool water:

Hey Siri:Can you digest chlorine? And also somebody might've peed in the ool. Notice how I didn't add p to pool. Let's keep it that way.

Rain water:

Blame it on the rain when you get a sickness.

Water from the kind neighbor next door:

That's anything BUT water.

Thanks for reading this stupid chapter and wasting like 1 minute of your life