I honestly don't know how dense my parents are... how have they not seen that I am, in fact, quite gay. I UNINTENTIONALLY put my colored pencils in rainbow order all the time, and 

LOOK

These are my at-home school folders. In Rainbow Order. Some friends from out of state, who don't even know about my Bisexuality, made that mask. A chick I knew for less than a week figured out I was Bi- 

I even painted my nails the bi colors for over 2 weeks and they still didn't notice... I kinda want to see their reaction when they realize I've been giving off all these hints.

 hfduieacnufewiqmg 

(Sorry this is weird-)