Old VOT blooper reel
Hehehehe, remember this???
I still kept it owo
Let's watch the blooper reel XD
Chapter 1-
Tatos opened her mouth to say her line before closing it in confusion. She looked at the person behind camera. "Wait, what was I supposed to say?"
The boy playing Chris, Kody, burst into laughter. "I don't know, I only memorized my lines!"
The director walked up to Tatos holding a script. "It's right here. Hey, could we retake that scene?" He asked the cameraman, running off camera.
"Cut!"
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Backstage, Tatos was performing random tricks with a water bottle. Kody was trying to do the same.
"No, no, Kody, you flip it like THIS." Tatos tossed the bottle in the air. The bottle twirled around five times before landing perfectly in her hand.
Kody attempted to do the same and failed. Tatos exploded into laughter. Kody huffed, "I'm sorry, it's just that water bottle tricks weren't in the job description."
Chapter 2-
Fish spilled her coffee... in the wrong place.
"Cut!"
And again.
"Cut!"
Fish glared at the director. "I'm sorry, I didn't know we had to master drink-spilling to play this part!
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"So, uh, here the behind-the-scenes guys and gals have to do something.... interesting." Fish was standing on the beach where Tatos and Fish talked to each other about their homelands. "So, we're going to have animation to show like, what I 'felt' during this part, the, uh, excruciating pain.... yeah."
Tatos appeared on camera. "Yep. Forgot about that, didn't you, readers? Yep, and the author/director hasn't even explained that to you guys. Mwahahaha!"
Chapter 3-
"So you're sure Reader isn't going to accidently cut off my ear with that arrow." Danie was having an argument with the director about the scene where Th3RandomR3ader saves her from a creeper.
Reader walked over to Danie. Faking anger, Reader asked, "Are you QUESTIONING my ABILITIES?"
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Danie started showing off her skills with a sword. She twisted the sword around with her fingers, flipped the sword up in the and catched it, that sort of stuff.
This time Danie threw the sword higher up than normal. Fish decided to swing in on a cord attached to the ceiling and grabbed the sword mid-air. Fish landed swiftly on the ground.
"FISH!" Danie yelled. "That's my sword!" she shouted, tackling Fish to the ground.
Chapter 4-
"Alright, we need to get closer to the docks so we can board the ship," Fish said, reciting her lines for the scene. But then she smiled VERY mischievously. "With THESE."
Fish held out three Twizzlers.
Tatos and Danie broke out into uncontrollable laughter. Fish stuffed a Twizzler in her mouth as the director yelled, "Cut!"
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Fish stared at the green screen. "Okay.... just gotta imagine this thing is a boat.
Fish looked at the camera. "They're attaching harnesses to us so we don't fall and so it's easier for us to climb. But I told them I'm not climbing until I can eat my Twizzlers." Fish held out five pieces of the licorice. "And they agreed!" She smiled and stuffed the Twizzlers in her mouth.
Chapter 5-
"Hey, Danie?" Fish questioned.
Danie looked at Fish. "Yeah?"
"You're not actually going to try to kill the guard, are you?"
Danie smirked evilly. "You thought I wasn't?"
Fish nodded in understanding. "True, true...."
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Fish accidently tripped over one of the wires to a camera. She landed facedown on the floor.
"Yo Fish, you okay?" Tatos asked her friend.
Fish glared at Tatos. "Yes, and STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MY FREAKING MOM!"
The director noticed this and walked over. Smiling, he said, "Good job reciting your lines. Next time, though, do it on set."
Chapter 6-
Ryan, the man playing Jeb, sat down in the chair for the scene. "Alright, saka stands for four words," he ad-libbed. "Sandwiches, apples, kimichi, and Almond Joys." He glared at the director, who was laughing loudly. "What, I'm hungry."
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"Uh-oh." Tatos was looking at the mansion they would be filming in.
Danie raised an eyebrow. "What?"
Tatos grabbed Danie by her wrist and steered her over to one of the walls. "Look!"
Danie stared at the wall. "What?"
"Don't you see it?"
"See what, there's only a crack in the wall."
Tatos pointed at the crack. "Exactly. The fourth wall has been broken."
Chapter 7-
Danie looked at the green, cardboard boat and sighed. "They're animating the boat so it looks like water. And this," she gestured to a huge fan in front of the boat, "is supposed to make it look like our faces are being blown off. By blowing our faces off."
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"Oh look, piece of paper." Danie took the piece of paper from the dispenser the director attached to the boat.
The paper said, "Jeb is really the best at explaining things, am I right?"
Danie sighed. "Ryan...."
Chapter 8-
Tatos stared at the little green remote control truck in front of her. "This is supposed to be Jeffrey, isn't it." The man behind the camera nodded. Tatos sighed.
"Well then, I'll be treating a robot like it's a cute, strong squirrel. This will be interesting."
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"Fish, come over and read a book with me." Tatos was standing outside the house that was "Fish's." In this scene, Tatos bribes Fish with food to come over to her house.
"Uh, Fish?" Tatos questioned. Fish wasn't answering. Tatos pushed open the door to the house.
Fish was lying in a chair, sound asleep.
Tatos sighed. "You know what...." She ran off camera and came back with Danie, who was holding an air horn. Danie ran into the house and blew the air horn in Fishcs ear.
"Gah!" Fish woke up and saw Danie laughing and holding an air horn. Fish glared at Danie before tackling her.
Little extra thing ;)
"Hey, director!" Danie yelled, trying to get the director's attention.
The director turned around to look at the young actor. "Yes?"
"What's your name?" Danie asked.
The director looked at the camera and smiled mischievously. Ripping off his fake mustache, he yelled, "It's me, Mitch, or the BajanCanadian!"
Mitch pointed at the man behind the camera. "That's Jerome!"
He pointed at a dude on set moving things around. "That's Rob!"
He pointed at a dude reading the script. "That's Vikk!"
He pointed at a guy adjusting the lights. "That's Lachlan, he's the only one tall enough to do that job!"
Finally Mitch pointed at someone hogging the lemon bars at the snack table. "And that's Preston!"
Danie facepalmed. "Oh nooooo...."
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