Dancing Banana and Pear escape from the police
Dancing banana and Peatr we'rreese in loves and f theyY went on a date.
"Wanna order something love birds?" Fucjing X from BFB aksed.
"K" Banannaaa said.
Pear nodded and they ordere d smth and then the waiter went to take their order and then the mothafuckimg police came in.
"Dancing Banana, you're under arrest for committing arson on Elon Musks house!" One cop said.
"Shit, run." DB said to Pear.
And so they went too run and they called Boardy the motherfuckin Smart Board and Boardy went to get them in his VERY EXPENSIVE car. Guys, Boardy's single, if you wanna hit him up you can. I mean he has a CAR guys, c'mon!!
"LET'S DRIVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!" Boardy said calmly before somehow slamming the gas even though he doesn't have legs and just floats so uhhh do whatever you want with that information.
GAS GAS GAS WE GONNA STEP ON THE GAS-
A few fast minutes later they were at the beach for some reason. At the beach there was a weadding between Cracklin and Chief. Suddenly X fucking Naruto ran into the crowd and shouted "CRACKLIN, I MANAGED TO STEAL SHREK 5 AND IDFB THE WHOLE SERIES FROM AREA 51, WANNA WATCH THOSE WITH ME?" Cradjlin cried "I do!" And ran off with X into the sunset. Chief cried. Boardy felt verryyy bad so he went up to Chief. He then said the best flirt ever.
"Heeeyyy bb are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!"
Cheesy's knee slap sounded from somewhere in the crowd. Zamn that dude is everywhere. Just like the author is in every fucking fanfic you read. Anyways, on to Chief and Boardy.
Chief was impressed by Boardy's impressive flirting skills and he followed Boardy to his VERY EXPENSIVE car. Dancing Banana and Pear quickly followed them and wen t into the car/
"Why are these two here?" Choir asked.
"Oh they're my friends and I helped them escape from the cops." Boardy replied. "Right guys?"
Dancing Banana and Pear didn't reply cuz they were already making out.
"Oh ok." Chief said/
So they drove off into the sunset, enjoying each other's company. They loved each other so much they decided to hold their own wedding at another beach. Bababa and Pear went to marry in the Shovelware's Brain Game studio a few days later.
The end!!1!!!!!!!1!1111!!11!!11
Also you can't hit up with Boardy anymore, he's no longer single.
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