CRACK 2!!

A/N - This is just for fun and not something I would do everyday. Also, it might contain spoilers for any certain fanfics or franchises. I will put a warning in it. Also, there will be a limit of seven jokes so that I don't go overboard with it.

Also, I will try to keep the characters... well... in character as much as possible cuz I cringe when someone goes out of character. Just saying.

WARNING - SPOILERS FOR: Danganronpa V3, Resident Evil 2 Remake, Monster Hunter (Sort of), Blazblue and Forbidden Mixed Love

(1. Kokichi's a gremlin)
Reference: MPGIS Season 1)

Maki - "Jesus Christ, is that a gremlin?!"
Kokichi - "No silly! I'm in your class!"
Maki - "Whatever... nobody feed that thing after midnight..."

(2. Mr. X gonna give it to you!)
Reference: The Mr X meme

Leon looks around the dark room carefully until he hears strange music.
Leon - "... Ugh... what is that music...?"

Suddenly, the wall breaks apart, the music screams 'X GONNA GIVE TO YA! X GONNA GIVE TO YA!!!' Once Mr. X suddenly enters the scene. Leon turns around and runs away.

Leon - "OH FUCK!"

(3. AHHH, IT'S DEVILJOE!!!)
Reference: AHHH!!! IT'S GODZILLA!

Kaito - "Alright! It's time to kill the Deviljoe... for our second time..."
Kokichi - "You literally let us die... AGAIN!"

Shuichi sweats drop while Maki rolls her eyes as the trio is playing a video game called Monster Hunter World, along with Kokichi who barged in.

Shuichi is wielding the Nergal Reaper, the Dragonking eyepatch and the Odogaron armour alpha except his beta mail.

Kaito wielding the Xeno Hemta while wearing the Zorah armour armour alpha except his Uragaan gleaves and vambraces beta.

Maki holding Chrome slicers 2 while wearing the Rathalos alpha armour, except she has Odogaron coil beta Death Garon greaves, and finally, Kokichi wielding a Dai-Onigashima while wearing the Leginia armour beta.

Maki - "Shut up, you two! I just want to get this over with or else Kaito wouldn't shut up!"
Kaito - "Oh, come on Maki-roll! I know you enjoy playing with us... except Kokichi!"

Kokichi - "Hey!"
Shuichi - "Guys... turn your cameras around..."

Before they could turn the camera and check who's in the area... they were suddenly ambush by none other then the Deviljoe who roars, causing them to be unable to move and just before they could dodge, the Deviljoe jumps and stomps onto the ground; taking away a large amount of their health.

Kokichi - "RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!!!"
Shuichi - "That's not Godzilla..."

Kokichi - "Still! We should run like it's Godzilla!"
Shuichi - "But it's not!"

The team tries to run away in order to heal, but Deviljoe fires his dragon breath at them... instantly killing everyone on the same time.

QUEST FAILED!!!

Kaito - "FUUUUUUUUUU-"

(4. NOL! OPEN UP!!!)
Reference: FBI! OPEN UP! Meme

Ragna - "Stop being a god damn brat!"
Luna - "How about you stop being a fucking pedo!?"
Ragna - "I'M NOT A FUCKING PEDO!!!"
Luna - "AHHHH!!! HELP! A PEDO IS GOING TO KIDNAP ME!!!"

Suddenly, a group of NOL men bashed the shop and rushes to Ragna.

Men - "NOL, OPEN UP!!!"
Ragna - "OH FUCK!!!"

(5. I heard you were with him last night!!!)
Reference: I wouldn't hesitate bitch meme

Rebecca - "I heard you was with a n***** last night?"
Dorothy - "Rebecca! It's not what you think!"
Rebecca - "I wouldn't hesitate, bitch!"

Rebecca suddenly takes out a gun and shoots at the roof.

(6. Linhardt is pissed!!!)
Reference: Didn't get any sleep! Meme

Linhardt grabs a pair of bashers, went out of the room and starts making very loud noises; making everyone go out of their rooms except Bernie, who is too scared to go out.

Linhardt - "I DIDNT GET NO FUCKING SLEPP CAUSE OF Y'ALL! Y'ALL NOT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!!!"

Hubert - "... Lady Edelgard...?"
Edelgard - "No Hubert... no..."

(7. The butt muncher)
Reference: Mock the Week

Hazama - "Hello there. I have been a serial killer since I was young and never gotten a name... until you suddenly you bite that one guy in the ass... and suddenly you're called the butt-muncher,"

BUZZ!

Ragna - "AHHHH!!! THE BUTT MUNCHER! THE BUTT MUNCHER GOT ME!!!"

A/N - Well... that was something. Hopefully, I hope you guys enjoy it and leave either a suggestion, or a vote. As well as a good day! Aqua out!

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