Dimentio: *Popple noises*

Bowser:I'm depressed

Dimentio: and I'm the Shadow Thief, I stole your happiness-

Bowser: ahaaa.. My happiness was gone longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ago.

Dimentio: you can never be happy again, I stole your happiness

Bowser: I killed my own happiness.

Dimentio: being happy is illegal in my view

Bowser: you can't steal the dead.

Dimentio: yes I can- *sNATCHES JEVIL-*

Bowser: oh noooo, ive been snatched.

Dimentio: HEHEHEHHE, THE SHADOW THIEF STRIKES!