Summary: I have no idea where this came from, but it's an interaction between boyfriends, one who is super energetic and kind of childish, and one who is super mature and serious and down to earth, a real meh guy.

Myers: What's that on your head?

Liam: It's my Illegal Pinecone Hat!

Myers: ...

Myers: What is an illegal pinecone hat?

Liam: It's a hat made from an illegal pinecone!

Myers: And what's an illegal pinecone?

Liam: It's one of those pinecones they put that you can't cross because it's illegal!

Myers: Why are you wearing it?

Liam: It's fun and I like it!

Myers: How long are you planning on wearing it for?

Liam: Forever and ever and ever!

Myers: How did you get this traffic cone anyway?

Liam: You mean the illegal pinecone? I got it from the street! Why?

Myers: ... You're lucky I love you.