Conversation with my brother Devisgator this morning

Me: dab on dem haters at school today bro
Dev: I don't dab
Mom: why would u dab on haters it's stupid
Me: le gasp fine then WOOP on dem haters
Dev: I don't woop
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flip off dem haters
Dev: I'll go to detention
Me: uhhhhhh I got nothing